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Old 17 December 2012, 11:32 AM
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It's great when people recognize one int the street, when one is in show biz.
Only last week this chap came up to me and said, "It's you isn't it, it is you", well I was really chuffed, so I said modestly, "Yes it's me" reaching for my pen to sign my autoghaph, "Aye well he said, when are you going to finnish decorating the my front room then?"
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but a few years back this assistant came up to me in Curry's and said "You're that mad guy off the tele", I told him "Yeah do you watch my shows?", he said "You're that mad guy, get off that tele",
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Obviously punctuation, spelling, grammar and modesty are not compulsory requirements for being "famous".
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Originally Posted by LVC
Obviously punctuation, spelling, grammar and modesty are not compulsory requirements for being "famous".
have you looked at some of the "Famous" in show biz today
Old 17 December 2012, 12:17 PM
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What is worse than someone trying to be funny?








A thick cùnt trying to be funny.
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I try not to as it only increases their already oversized ego.

Unfortunately it just highlights that the level of intelligence needed to be on "tele" is only slightly above that of a garden mole and even then at least the moles are cute and don't have an adverse effect on the human population.
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Originally Posted by Spoon
What is worse than someone trying to be funny?








A thick cùnt trying to be funny.
you've seen paul merton then
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Originally Posted by Stevan
you've seen paul merton then
FFS....You've seen Paul Merton then?

A little bit of effort please
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LVC, have we met?
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Originally Posted by LVC
FFS....You've seen Paul Merton then?

A little bit of effort please
This is a car forum, not an English exam
Old 17 December 2012, 12:59 PM
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Oh God, another "you can understand what i mean" merchant
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Originally Posted by LVC
FFS....You've seen Paul Merton then?

A little bit of effort please
yes not only seen him, but met him and yes it WAS an effort
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
LVC, have we met?
I don't know about you, but they sound like my first wife
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Originally Posted by Stevan
but a few years back this assistant came up to me in Curry's and said "You're that mad guy off the tele", I told him "Yeah do you watch my shows?", he said "You're that mad guy, get off that tele",
Copyright Lee Mack 2006!
Old 17 December 2012, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Orangio
This is a car forum, not an English exam
I'm from Barcelona Mr.Fawlty
Old 17 December 2012, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Copyright Lee Mack 2006!
who pinched it from me, from my 2LO show 1933
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y dont u just rite n txt den evrybdy kan understnd like
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Oh God, another "you can understand what i mean" merchant
Tel,

Have a read of this, especially the bottom of page 1... I thought of you at the time

https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...ancel-sti.html
Old 17 December 2012, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by LVC
y dont u just rite n txt den evrybdy kan understnd like
Nem értem, beszél angolul?
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Just for tel

Old 17 December 2012, 02:32 PM
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Christ what i'd give for the Scoobynet massiv innit just to know those simple rules. Excellent, genuinely laughing out loud here
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Originally Posted by TelBoy


Christ what i'd give for the Scoobynet massiv innit just to know those simple rules. Excellent, genuinely laughing out loud here
your always banging on about grammer. leave these guys alone, its not there fault










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Originally Posted by mamoon2
your always banging on about grammer. leave these guys alone, its not there fault










my grammer Pearl was very nice, so was grandpa Dean, or as we knew them Gran-ma and gran- pa-papapa-pa
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"can't choke 'em out with the Force!" to be even remotely grammatically correct
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