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Old 04 July 2012, 10:50 AM
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Just been to Tesco's with the wife,
And out of the blue she says, "your one lazy bastar.d"

Well I nearly fell out of the trolley!
Old 04 July 2012, 10:59 AM
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Because of what? The way she can't spell you're?
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Who cares if it's spelt wrong mate, it's a joke
Old 04 July 2012, 11:02 AM
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I care. Lots of people care.
Old 04 July 2012, 11:03 AM
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Whatever mate
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Quite funny though.
Old 04 July 2012, 11:10 AM
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Thought Chester was posh
Old 04 July 2012, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by steve ex vauxhall
Whatever mate
Easy on him mate , he's a condition you know



That said your grammar is shocking

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Old 04 July 2012, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Because of what? The way she can't spell you're?
Surprised you missed the "' 's " after Tesco

Slipping up in your old age?
Old 04 July 2012, 11:54 AM
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Steve reply's made me laugh more than the joke, as good as it was
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There was me thinking that the economic climate was bad, but I can't believe how many English teachers own a scooby!!!
Old 04 July 2012, 01:26 PM
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I like that joke.

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Bit like the one when the husband and wife are having breakfast, and he has a mix-up with his words.
Instead of saying "would you pass me the marmalade please?", he says "you ruined my life you stupid bitch"
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How did he get into the trolley?
Old 04 July 2012, 07:50 PM
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Pendants are not just for necks......
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