Fanny licking Frog
14 May 2012, 06:47 AM
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Fanny licking Frog
A woman is walking down the street and see's a sign in the pet shop window
reading, "FANNY LICKING FROG £25" curious the woman proceeds inside and
says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please."
To which the shop keeper replies, "Bonjour!"
reading, "FANNY LICKING FROG £25" curious the woman proceeds inside and
says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please."
To which the shop keeper replies, "Bonjour!"
14 May 2012, 12:14 PM
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15 May 2012, 10:04 AM
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Ahmed goes to heaven, "sorry we don't have your lot in here." Says
Peter. The Ahmed complains, "but I've lead a good and generous life,
last week I gave ten pounds to a hungry tramp, then ten pounds to a
homeless shelter and ten pounds to age concern." St.Peter says he will
have a word with God. After five minutes St.Peter returns and says, "OK,
I've spoken with God and he agrees with me, here's your thirty quid back,
now **** off!"
Peter. The Ahmed complains, "but I've lead a good and generous life,
last week I gave ten pounds to a hungry tramp, then ten pounds to a
homeless shelter and ten pounds to age concern." St.Peter says he will
have a word with God. After five minutes St.Peter returns and says, "OK,
I've spoken with God and he agrees with me, here's your thirty quid back,
now **** off!"
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Ahmed goes to heaven, "sorry we don't have your lot in here." Says
Peter. The Ahmed complains, "but I've lead a good and generous life,
last week I gave ten pounds to a hungry tramp, then ten pounds to a
homeless shelter and ten pounds to age concern." St.Peter says he will
have a word with God. After five minutes St.Peter returns and says, "OK,
I've spoken with God and he agrees with me, here's your thirty quid back,
now **** off!"
Peter. The Ahmed complains, "but I've lead a good and generous life,
last week I gave ten pounds to a hungry tramp, then ten pounds to a
homeless shelter and ten pounds to age concern." St.Peter says he will
have a word with God. After five minutes St.Peter returns and says, "OK,
I've spoken with God and he agrees with me, here's your thirty quid back,
now **** off!"
