alcazar

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It's wrong on so many levels.

The Pink Ninja

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hodgy0_2

I spunked up fairy liquid the other day!!!

I just feel its time to come clean

Lee247

tony de wonderful

I worked with someone once who would go and take '****' breaks in the toilet.

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

Imaginary friend?

prodriverules

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Nothing wrong with pulling your pisser during a break

DYK

Bloody disgusting,as the perpetrator knows is no escaping out of lift,i'd punch the ****** if it happened to me,but i usually take the stairs anyhow.




http://youtu.be/ViYclyAkkDg

J4CKO

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I did one in the lifts of the Leeds Hilton once, my mate was with me and he was gagging, we stopped and two other people got in and turned round and you could see the horror on their faces, it was well dispersed, ripe and pungent, I feel no remorse.

The Zohan

True story

I was working on an event at the Birmingham Metropole, after 4 days of eating rich hotel food and a celebratory last night i left my room and got in the lift (it was empty). Tore off a huge fart, a real rip-snorter that really stunk, it was eye watering - rich food and beerfart combo !!! The doors opened and there was around 10 or so Japanese tourists(guessing Japanese) men, women and children waiting to get in, i quickly exited sniggering to myself. The air in the lift was foetid. I checked out and promptly left.

addi monster

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I have been on the wrong end of this before and found it bloody horrible,, however if i was the father of it i would be quite amused ,,

madscoob

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this is funny
http://youtu.be/H_AWPWllkHQ

tubbytommy

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id do it........

Midlife......

iTrader: (2)

Back to the OP..

bought a litre bottle of tip-ex yesterday...................big mistake.

Shaun

tubbytommy

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damn im slow today, i had to think about that one.

Leslie

Is that the same as farting?

Les

Lee247

How on earth did he keep his laugh in