And the winner is ....
27 April 2012, 05:28 PM
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And the winner is ....
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Subject: Fwd: Short essay
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*This is a story of a 16 year-old boy* from Hampshire who won the World's Shortest Essay* competition.
* He was awarded a scholarship for his* imagination and humour. Here's an example of* absolute
*brilliance:
*
* An English university creative* writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the* following elements:
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* 1)* Religion
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* 2)* Royalty
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* 3) Physical* Disability
*
* 4)* Racism
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* 5)* Homosexuality
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* The prize-winner* wrote:
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* 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That* one-legged ****** is a poof !'
Subject: Fwd: Short essay
*
****
*This is a story of a 16 year-old boy* from Hampshire who won the World's Shortest Essay* competition.
* He was awarded a scholarship for his* imagination and humour. Here's an example of* absolute
*brilliance:
*
* An English university creative* writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the* following elements:
*
* 1)* Religion
*
* 2)* Royalty
*
* 3) Physical* Disability
*
* 4)* Racism
*
* 5)* Homosexuality
*
*
*
*
* The prize-winner* wrote:
*
* 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That* one-legged ****** is a poof !'
27 April 2012, 06:40 PM
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very good.
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
27 April 2012, 08:20 PM
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very good.
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
27 April 2012, 09:14 PM
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very good.
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
when I were at school in gcse english we had been given the task of writing a story , we had one hour.
there were 3 storys we could choose , cant remember the other two but one was called the explosion.
The lad next to me wrote BANG across an a4 piece of paper and that was his explosion story! He then just sat there for the rest of the hour.
After that he was suspended for 3 days
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Subject: Fwd: Short essay
*
****
*This is a story of a 16 year-old boy* from Hampshire who won the World's Shortest Essay* competition.
* He was awarded a scholarship for his* imagination and humour. Here's an example of* absolute
*brilliance:
*
* An English university creative* writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the* following elements:
*
* 1)* Religion
*
* 2)* Royalty
*
* 3) Physical* Disability
*
* 4)* Racism
*
* 5)* Homosexuality
*
*
*
*
* The prize-winner* wrote:
*
* 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That* one-legged ****** is a poof !'
Subject: Fwd: Short essay
*
****
*This is a story of a 16 year-old boy* from Hampshire who won the World's Shortest Essay* competition.
* He was awarded a scholarship for his* imagination and humour. Here's an example of* absolute
*brilliance:
*
* An English university creative* writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the* following elements:
*
* 1)* Religion
*
* 2)* Royalty
*
* 3) Physical* Disability
*
* 4)* Racism
*
* 5)* Homosexuality
*
*
*
*
* The prize-winner* wrote:
*
* 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That* one-legged ****** is a poof !'
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