fitzscoob

So the mrs owns up to stealing one of my belts and dutifully discards it on the floor at the foot of the bed. On the way to the bathroom, I forget to check the floor for boobytraps, and successfully manage to get the buckle prong to punch into the sole of my foot by about 1/2 inch.

Joy, blood everywhere, and now I have a holy foot, Saint Mark the second.

I'm sure I've had at least two tetanus shots in my life, but will this require another one or should I just walk it off?

Is the life span of the tetanus injection 5 years or have I got that totally wrong?

Anyone else stub their toe or do anything equally as silly to cheer me up?! Misery loves company!

dpb

I hope shes making it up to you

kingofturds

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10 years I believe unless it has changed. That's what they told me at the hospital anyway when I decided to attach a piece of wood to my foot with a rusty nail for ***** and giggles.

urban

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Not recently
But several years ago, I was walking home from the pub, and on the way I stood on a bit of wood, turned out the bit of wood had a 4 inch nail which went right up through my foot!
**** me, the pain was unreal.
I then proceeded to put my other foot on the wood to release my nailed foot.
Got home, and my boot was soaking with blood - wife panicked and called the doctor on call, the night was then topped off when the nurse gave me a tetanus injection.

fitzscoob

Not yet, but I'll have you right, there's some compensation due from her here.

fitzscoob

ouch! I bet the nurse wasnt one dressed in Ann Summers either?

DYK

Bloody hell you big girls blouse,try having a nail go through your foot 2 times,just do that crazy dance you do when you hurt your foot,and then walk it off.

SLAB

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When I left school many many summers ago, me and my school m8 Sid started working for me uncle Tommie, in a wood yard loading roof trusses on the the wagons by hand. when he jumped down of the trailer I hear fuxking helll me foot ARRRRRRRRR when I looked down he had a 3" nail through his foot went straight through the sole of the boot, you could see the nail point prodding the top of his boot just before the steely cap, of he hopped with about 8" of pallet wood nailed to his foot, Can laugh about it now but he says the pain was one of the worse pains he has ever inexperienced up to now.
SlAb

fitzscoob

It was kind of ironic that the only floor in my flat that has carpet is the one my foot bleeds over! So I was hopping on the good foot trying to make sure the blood splatter hit the laminate flooring instead.

I'll be manning up later as she's out for the evening, there will be a few beers and somethink unhealthy to eat whilst I send in the SAS to check the rest of the flat for any more boobytraps.

bigsinky

i hope you used the belt on her. tan her **** and show her what a belt is for.

fitzscoob

funnily enough the thought had crossed my mind although as she's from ooop north and I'm from daaaan saaff there's a good chance she'll remove the belt from my hand and kick my ***!

urban

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No she most definitely was not.
She proceeded to inform me that she wished to put the injection in my **** cheek
Eh - its my foot that's sore, not my ****

RobsyUK

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Your all wimps... 2yrs ago I stood on a sting ray in clearwater.. Now that ****ING HURTS !
2hrs of intense pain while the poison run through my foot. pooring with blood.

Tetnus in the arm and it was a big grisley man. He gave me morphine to ease the pain but then when I looked at the bill I could see why !!!

fitzscoob

How come you didnt see the stingray in clear water? :P

RobsyUK

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It was Oct so they shouldn't have been there - although it was exceptionally warm for time of year. Also it was under the sand..

gpssti4

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My mate managed to pin his foot to the floor with a garden fork once, my father pulled it out and not a drop of blood but his screams were unreal. Oh, the blood started in the car on the way to hospital.

I've 'only' managed three weever fish stings but that's more than enough. Try sitting in a pub with your foot in near scolding hot water attempting to look cool and lap up the girls sympathy; just not possible lol

Turbohot

Ouch! indeed.

Not long ago I had to limp around Cardiff city for two days, when a tiny nail from my shoe heel caused me an awful lot of discomfort. A bit of a loo roll between my foot and my stupid shoe became an emergency measure, but that constant hurt from a tiny nail in my shoe was a torture beyond words. 1/2 inch hole in my sole would have temporarily wounded my eternal soul.