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Old 23 March 2012, 09:27 PM
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Default So I went out on a date this evening...

....I knew it wasnt a good start to the evening



















Old 23 March 2012, 09:30 PM
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Does the wife know and after seeing that picture does she want a threesome?
Old 23 March 2012, 09:49 PM
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Not a good situation when your date has a bigger slong than you
Old 23 March 2012, 09:50 PM
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Its like that film "The Crying Game", innit?
Old 23 March 2012, 09:52 PM
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She wouldnt touch you with her barge pole..
Old 23 March 2012, 09:55 PM
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Bloody hell she's hung like a horse.
Old 23 March 2012, 10:05 PM
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Thats what u call dropping a Bollock lol!!!!!!!
Old 23 March 2012, 10:21 PM
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Chode.
Old 23 March 2012, 10:27 PM
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Or is it a ***** half way up??

I`m hoping thats the case lol.
Old 23 March 2012, 11:24 PM
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I prefer the other photos of your missus to be honest, the car cleaning one for example, will never look at it the same again now, cant abide women with a bigger **** than me !
Old 23 March 2012, 11:42 PM
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easily done tbh


I was only sucking off my beautiful new Thai bride the other night

When I thought “hang on a minute"
Old 23 March 2012, 11:46 PM
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Old 24 March 2012, 12:43 AM
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Ack now come on, it could be a prodominent hernia... albeit, a very **** shaped one.
Old 24 March 2012, 01:13 AM
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Man up Mary, do what needs to be done...

Leg it !
Old 24 March 2012, 03:36 AM
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It takes a real man to be able to **** another man
Old 24 March 2012, 03:36 AM
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(Please be advised that was a joke )
Old 24 March 2012, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
(Please be advised that was a joke )
Yea right of course it was
Old 24 March 2012, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
It takes a real man to be able to **** another man
Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
(Please be advised that was a joke )
That's not what I've heard!
Old 24 March 2012, 08:51 AM
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It could of course, be a feckin huge turd........
Old 24 March 2012, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
It could of course, be a feckin huge turd........

Old 24 March 2012, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
It could of course, be a feckin huge turd........
Hahahahaha ROFL
Old 24 March 2012, 10:18 AM
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Your all wrong.. It' a huge ****... or a jumbo size tampon on its way out...
Old 24 March 2012, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
Your all wrong.. It' a huge ****... or a jumbo size tampon on its way out...
If that's a tampon she must have some heavy ****ing period!!
Old 24 March 2012, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
....I knew it wasnt a good start...
The **** would have put me off but fair play for carrying on with the date and giving 'her' a chance
Old 25 March 2012, 10:31 AM
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but does she have nice ****........
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