Hint: DO NOT put kitchen cleansers on your testicles....
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Hint: DO NOT put kitchen cleansers on your *********....
.....or your tadger
Yesterday I cleared out the undersink cupboard to fit a new tap.
I left all the cleaning stuff on the side overnight so that I could check the pipework was secure this morning.
No leaks
But meanwhile, wifey had decreed that the stuff should be put away before she got back from her OU tutorial (she is the tutor).
So I started to put it away.
One of the plastic bottles made an odd noise when I picked it up. Being inately curious, (or maybe stupid is a better description), I gave it a squeeze to see if I could tell why it was making funny crackly noises
The bottom promptly burst open emptying the entire contents over my lap and belly
My first thought was "Oh b*gger! Got that to clean up now!"
THEN I thought "Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!" as the nasty stuff hit my b@lls and be11 end.
I kid you not, sciatica or no, I have NEVER run so fast as I did to get my jeans and tee off and jump under the shower.
I have been checking my old man hourly ever since.
He SEEMS Ok..........
I just hope my b@lls don't start making that crinkly noise, then explode when I give them a little squeeze
And as for the old bobby's helmet, I'd better not hear any noises from THAT either.
And the worst? NOWHERE on the pack did it say, "Do not apply to private parts."
I hope someone rings me on monday and asks if I've had a nasty personal accident with kitchen cleanser: I could be in the money
Yesterday I cleared out the undersink cupboard to fit a new tap.
I left all the cleaning stuff on the side overnight so that I could check the pipework was secure this morning.
No leaks
But meanwhile, wifey had decreed that the stuff should be put away before she got back from her OU tutorial (she is the tutor).
So I started to put it away.
One of the plastic bottles made an odd noise when I picked it up. Being inately curious, (or maybe stupid is a better description), I gave it a squeeze to see if I could tell why it was making funny crackly noises
The bottom promptly burst open emptying the entire contents over my lap and belly
My first thought was "Oh b*gger! Got that to clean up now!"
THEN I thought "Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!" as the nasty stuff hit my b@lls and be11 end.
I kid you not, sciatica or no, I have NEVER run so fast as I did to get my jeans and tee off and jump under the shower.
I have been checking my old man hourly ever since.
He SEEMS Ok..........
I just hope my b@lls don't start making that crinkly noise, then explode when I give them a little squeeze
And as for the old bobby's helmet, I'd better not hear any noises from THAT either.
And the worst? NOWHERE on the pack did it say, "Do not apply to private parts."
I hope someone rings me on monday and asks if I've had a nasty personal accident with kitchen cleanser: I could be in the money
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What was the actual product that burnt you?? Need to know so I'm on guard next time I'm under the kitchen sink!!!
Also, did this actually burn your sack right through your jeans??
Also, did this actually burn your sack right through your jeans??
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Lol reminds me of when I was a teenager at a watersports club in Cyprus. Went to fill up petrol tank for the waterski boat in just my shorts from a jerry can. Was not paying attention and got some splashback over my chest which ran below. Holy crap that was some severe pain for about the next half an hour - no matter how long I stood in the shower
So never dip your tadger in petrol either
So never dip your tadger in petrol either
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Lol reminds me of when I was a teenager at a watersports club in Cyprus. Went to fill up petrol tank for the waterski boat in just my shorts from a jerry can. Was not paying attention and got some splashback over my chest which ran below. Holy crap that was some severe pain for about the next half an hour - no matter how long I stood in the shower
So never dip your tadger in petrol either
So never dip your tadger in petrol either
Ran into the house stripping off whilst running up the stairs, only to find the MIL was in the bathroom.
Not my finest hour.
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