Today's Joke.....
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Today's Joke.....
A chap boards a plane and takes a window seat. The seats beside him are eventually taken by another chap in the aisle seat and a dog in the centre seat. First chap notices that the second chap doesn't appear to be blind and that it's a bit unusual to have a dog in the passenger cabin so he asks him why the dog is there.
"He's a sniffer dog. He'll be alerting me to criminals during the flight".
Sure enough, once the plane takes off the dog handler sends the dog down the aisle. It sniffs its way along and then stops. It sits down in the aisle looking up at a guy and wags its tail, looks back at the handler, the handler nods his head and the dog trots back and puts its right paw on the handler's arm. The handler turns to the first bloke and says
"The dog's just found someone carrying marijuana".
"That's great. What happens now?"
"I've noted the guy's seat number. I'll get a message to the pilot. He'll radio ahead to our destination and the police will be waiting to arrest the guy".
"That's impressive!"
So the handler sends the dog back off on a search. This time it stops beside a woman. Sits down and wags its tail. Looks back at the handler who nods and the dog trots back to him and puts its left paw on his arm.
"That woman's carrying cocaine".
"So is it the same process?"
"Yes. I've noted the seat number and she'll be arrested as well".
The dog is sent off on a third sniff. Once again it stops beside a man, wags its tail, looks back at the handler who nods and the dog comes trotting back. This time though, the dog gets on to the middle seat and craps all over it.
The guy in the window seat says "Well that surprised me. I thought that your dog was really clever and well trained. I didn't expect it to crap all over the seat."
"That means he's found a bomb!"
"He's a sniffer dog. He'll be alerting me to criminals during the flight".
Sure enough, once the plane takes off the dog handler sends the dog down the aisle. It sniffs its way along and then stops. It sits down in the aisle looking up at a guy and wags its tail, looks back at the handler, the handler nods his head and the dog trots back and puts its right paw on the handler's arm. The handler turns to the first bloke and says
"The dog's just found someone carrying marijuana".
"That's great. What happens now?"
"I've noted the guy's seat number. I'll get a message to the pilot. He'll radio ahead to our destination and the police will be waiting to arrest the guy".
"That's impressive!"
So the handler sends the dog back off on a search. This time it stops beside a woman. Sits down and wags its tail. Looks back at the handler who nods and the dog trots back to him and puts its left paw on his arm.
"That woman's carrying cocaine".
"So is it the same process?"
"Yes. I've noted the seat number and she'll be arrested as well".
The dog is sent off on a third sniff. Once again it stops beside a man, wags its tail, looks back at the handler who nods and the dog comes trotting back. This time though, the dog gets on to the middle seat and craps all over it.
The guy in the window seat says "Well that surprised me. I thought that your dog was really clever and well trained. I didn't expect it to crap all over the seat."
"That means he's found a bomb!"
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