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Old 09 January 2012, 05:41 PM
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Default OMG - no wonder funeral directors are loaded

£75, yes £75, to deliver a CARBOARD coffin!!

and another £100 for the flipping coffin, made out of CARDBOARD!!

Good god, I am so glad that I am not actually in the situation of needing their services, but imagine someone being given a quote like that. Price gouging at a time like this is far from acceptable.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CARDBOARD-...item1c21fa3d00
Old 09 January 2012, 05:55 PM
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Lol at the artistic moody shots of their other items. "Football style coffin"
Old 09 January 2012, 05:59 PM
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Newcastle United coffin is not really for me, and they are asking for £95 delivery for that one!!
Old 09 January 2012, 06:23 PM
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I guess it's dangerous round there.
Old 09 January 2012, 06:44 PM
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Probably Volumetric hence the ridiculous delivery fee, even so I'd expect it to be flat pack at the very least.
Old 09 January 2012, 06:51 PM
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if they are sending it on a double pallet then it could quite easily cost them £75, cardboard boxes are VERY expensive to buy you would be amazed at the prices.... for a short run in that sort of size I can see it easily costing £20+
Old 09 January 2012, 07:04 PM
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From experiance...

The 33% PM is without doubt the easiest income ever

I reckoned my old boss was making about £12k clear a week! back in the 80'S

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Old 09 January 2012, 07:06 PM
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When my mother in law was arranging her mums funeral you can get skip & sofa style coffins. I was saying to the wife the other day to save money with my funeral and just throw me in the ground.. > Is this allowed?
Old 09 January 2012, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
When my mother in law was arranging her mums funeral you can get skip & sofa style coffins. I was saying to the wife the other day to save money with my funeral and just throw me in the ground.. > Is this allowed?
http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/browse...e%20burial.htm
Old 09 January 2012, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
When my mother in law was arranging her mums funeral you can get skip & sofa style coffins. I was saying to the wife the other day to save money with my funeral and just throw me in the ground.. > Is this allowed?

Afaik there is nothing against it, unless the law has changed / been introduced Theoretically yes, its only for decency and dignity that coffins are used. But then its not you who is doing the arranging/ attending so to speak.

Also the undertaker may refuse to handle things unless a coffin is used.

with regards to chucking in the ground. again unless the law has changed, you can in theory be buried anywhere unless subject to local bylaws / covenants ect. but you must meet certain requirements (depth location etc)

However if you do choose to be buried under the patio etc, it prolly wont do much for residual values of your property


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Old 09 January 2012, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
...sofa style coffins...
Between 7:23 and 7:47

Old 09 January 2012, 10:24 PM
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Jeez, £15,000 to bury Pat Butcher, I know she was a big woman, but £15,000!!!
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Originally Posted by jonc
Jeez, £15,000 to bury Pat Butcher, I know she was a big woman, but £15,000!!!
Old 10 January 2012, 11:15 AM
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They are just as much rip off merchants as all the others!

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