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30 November 2011, 05:00 PM

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Wifi damages sperm!

http://uk.health.lifestyle.yahoo.net...mage-sperm.htm

Whatever next?

So if the laptop is placed in a small table like ours is, my soldiers will be fine?

Didn't stop my little son turning up this May!

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30 November 2011, 05:14 PM

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It is more the heat from the laptop.

Anyway, I can hear "let's put the laptop under the bed and we can not use a condom..."

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30 November 2011, 05:24 PM

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It is more the heat from the laptop.

Anyway, I can hear "let's put the laptop under the bed and we can not use a condom..."

More like: "Can you please turn the **** off the latop and have sex with someone else present for a change"

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30 November 2011, 05:28 PM

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now you should be worried.

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30 November 2011, 05:30 PM

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pmsl

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30 November 2011, 06:06 PM

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30 November 2011, 06:20 PM

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Nothing wrong with my Spunk.

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30 November 2011, 06:49 PM

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What a load of bollox

Hasn't stopped me from having 3 kids when my other half was on the pill

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30 November 2011, 07:00 PM

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What a load of bollox

Hasn't stopped me from having 3 kids when my other half was on the pill

has me its shrivled up

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30 November 2011, 07:06 PM

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Wifi ensures a steady supply in my experience

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30 November 2011, 07:09 PM

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dam i went and a had a vasectomy for nowt last year lol

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30 November 2011, 07:17 PM

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What a load of bollox

Hasn't stopped me from having 3 kids when my other half was on the pill

You ANIMAL Grrrrrr

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30 November 2011, 08:20 PM

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What a load in bollox

EFA

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30 November 2011, 08:39 PM

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I bet sperm can damage your laptop more than the laptop damages your sperm

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30 November 2011, 08:41 PM

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Get an iPad - wipes clean

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30 November 2011, 08:45 PM

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Wifi damages sperm!

That's why your mum has a sore throat

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30 November 2011, 08:47 PM

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I spend alot of time with a laptop and my pants down... No kids yet? Maybe it's broke me? Or maybe I need to stop aiming for the face!

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Real men have a desktop

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01 December 2011, 12:17 PM

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Radio frequency energy is never good for you,whether from computers, mobile phones, or whatever. It will induce electrical currents inside you which your body is not designed to deal with.

The end result may or may not cause eventual problems.

Those who sell mobiles and computers or licence their use will always say it is totally safe of course!

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