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A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.
Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.
Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".
She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.
"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
This would have been better, a big arrow running down her back pointing to her @ss with the words "Congratulations, your the 1,000th **** to visit my hole. To claim your free iphone call 0878 ******".
It's all about interpretation - he could argue that it's not a giant turd with flies but moths and pretty butterflies fluttering around a slowly flickering candle.
It's all about interpretation - he could argue that it's not a giant turd with flies but moths and pretty butterflies fluttering around a slowly flickering candle.
He could also quite easily claim it is a scene from Narnia and say it acuratley represents a steaming turd left behind by Aslan (a talking lion for those in blissful ignorance of Narnia)
Or one of those Centaur man/horse thingys or is that harry potter ???
yep just checked Centaurs so its a horse/man's s**t
Last edited by mattstant; 30 November 2011 at 03:51 PM.
This would have been better, a big arrow running down her back pointing to her @ss with the words "Congratulations, your the 1,000th **** to visit my hole. To claim your free iphone call 0878 ******".
30 November 2011, 08:57 AM
Man ***** on ex
