Things that cuase minor panic...
04 November 2011, 10:30 AM
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Things that cuase minor panic...
The door goes, you are in jogging bottoms, no pants and are nursing a bit of a Semi
Whats yours ?
04 November 2011, 10:34 AM
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Ringing a door bell, bloke answers in jogging bottoms, no pants, and nursing a semi!
04 November 2011, 10:41 AM
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04 November 2011, 10:54 AM
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04 November 2011, 11:10 AM
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Sitting on the bog in a cubicle at work and someone rattles the handle.
04 November 2011, 11:17 AM
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when you fart too hard and there's that fear of "turtle-head" syndrome....
apparently
04 November 2011, 11:19 AM
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Ringing a door bell, bloke answers in jogging bottoms, no pants, and nursing a semi!
If it was me at the door wearing shorts,you'd be on your knees in a flash
04 November 2011, 11:27 AM
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You need to learn the waistband-tuck my friend.
04 November 2011, 11:33 AM
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You need to learn the waistband-tuck my friend.
I was just thinking that lol
04 November 2011, 11:33 AM
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If it was me at the door wearing shorts,you'd be on your knees in a flash
Yeah, doubled up with laughter!
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Sitting on the bog in a cubicle at work and someone rattles the handle.
Never dump in work toilets it's a
04 November 2011, 11:43 AM
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Using the mistresses name with the wife; or even worse using the wife's name with the mistress!
04 November 2011, 12:07 PM
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not seeing your van, then remembering that's it's parked 2 spaces down the road
04 November 2011, 12:07 PM
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Never dump in work toilets it's a
Wrong. Always do it in the companies time
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04 November 2011, 12:09 PM
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Doing quite a wet poo at work, then realising after the event that there's no loo roll
04 November 2011, 12:30 PM
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Wrong. Always do it in the companies time
Steve
totally agree!
04 November 2011, 12:40 PM
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Poo's are always more enjoyable when you know your getting paid. Im sure my body has fine tuned itself to only do it in work time now haha...
04 November 2011, 12:48 PM
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Wrong. Always do it in the companies time
Steve
Only one thing better than having a dump in work..........
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having a dump on overtime!
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04 November 2011, 01:23 PM
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Notihng beats having a crap on time and half
04 November 2011, 01:26 PM
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Being caught in the middle of a 'romantic interlude' with the wife by one of the - teenaged - kids
04 November 2011, 01:33 PM
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04 November 2011, 01:33 PM
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Poo's are always more enjoyable when you know your getting paid. Im sure my body has fine tuned itself to only do it in work time now haha...
Hmm, I did a thread on that once !
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...act-women.html
As for the waistband tuck, well it was a Semi, not a full on stonk so there wasnt the capability to tuck it under the waistband, allways fraught doing that, I knew a lad at college who admitted doing the tuck once and managed to get his mid **** boner under the waistband but outside his shirt and answered the door to his neighbour with a third of a splendid erection proudly on display, he said she saw it and carried on as if nothing had happened and handed back his mums catalog.
04 November 2011, 01:36 PM
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Ringing a door bell, bloke answers in jogging bottoms, no pants, and nursing a semi!
[/JAY]Yeah, Panic cos you think he might close the door without you getting to give him a nosh[/JAY]
04 November 2011, 01:43 PM
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04 November 2011, 01:47 PM
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[/JAY]Yeah, Panic cos you think he might close the door without you getting to give him a nosh[/JAY]
You silver-tongued devil!
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