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Old 12 October 2011, 08:38 PM
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Default A joke for the geeks amongst us

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.
Old 12 October 2011, 08:41 PM
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lol.
Old 12 October 2011, 09:38 PM
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I'm more disturbed that I actually get this joke

<shakes head and walks off>
Old 12 October 2011, 10:17 PM
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You forgot to mention repeatedly trapping your **** in the DVD tray.
Old 13 October 2011, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
You forgot to mention repeatedly trapping your **** in the DVD tray.
I hate to think what you are up to in that situation!

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Old 13 October 2011, 11:40 AM
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Old 13 October 2011, 11:41 AM
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I laughed, damn thats SAD!
Old 13 October 2011, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
I'm more disturbed that I actually get this joke

<shakes head and walks off>

x2
Old 13 October 2011, 08:21 PM
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fdisk yourself
Old 13 October 2011, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
You forgot to mention repeatedly trapping your **** in the DVD tray.
In the middle of Comet ?

dunx
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Originally Posted by dunx
In the middle of Comet ?

dunx
"Can I help you sir?"

"Certainly; do you have a model with a more powerful tray retraction mechanism?"
Old 14 October 2011, 05:13 AM
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Probably worth checking your uptime just before you unmount
Old 14 October 2011, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
You forgot to mention repeatedly trapping your **** in the DVD tray.

btw, floppies dont go into DVD drives.....
Old 14 October 2011, 02:29 PM
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I was told at first that the worst thing is the "fast finger".

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