What is the best piece of advice you have ever had..? been given?
16 September 2011, 11:26 PM
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What is the best piece of advice you have ever had..? been given?
16 September 2011, 11:28 PM
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Given to me by my Uncle. Passed on by me to my stepson;
Deep down they're all the same nutter, so pick one with the best t!ts
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Don't f*ck with the Wongs
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Replace her every two years.
Shame I didn't listen
16 September 2011, 11:38 PM
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Treat everyone you work with, with respect.
16 September 2011, 11:40 PM
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Assumption is the mother of all **** ups
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If its got t!ts or wheels, it will give ya trouble
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Ignore your anxieties, just get up and give it a go.
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Keep fit, exercise regularly, don't smoke, don't drink, avoid loose women, wait until you are married.
Yawn.
Just wish I had listened
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dont push ya granny whilst shes shavin. lol
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If you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters the same !
17 September 2011, 12:04 AM
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Opinions are like arseholes - everyone's got one!
17 September 2011, 12:09 AM
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Opinions are like arseholes - everyone's got one!
And they all stink
17 September 2011, 12:11 AM
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Drilled into us as kids - never start a fight but if someone hits you always make sure you hit them back.
17 September 2011, 12:14 AM
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. The odds are - It's a duck
17 September 2011, 12:15 AM
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And. Something that has, this very evening, come home to roost.
Why are you marrying her?
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17 September 2011, 12:30 AM
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. The odds are - It's a duck
that goes for bullshoite aswell
and as a wise man once said to me "never wipe yer @rse with broken glaaass"
17 September 2011, 12:31 AM
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A dog born in a stable ain't a horse
17 September 2011, 12:35 AM
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A dog born in a stable ain't a horse
C'mon Jods....
Thought you said it was 'Why you marrying her'...
Make up your mind old chap
17 September 2011, 12:51 AM
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C'mon Jods....
Thought you said it was 'Why you marrying her'...
Make up your mind old chap
My dear chap.
I separate these things as best I can - They are different conversations.
17 September 2011, 01:04 AM
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17 September 2011, 01:48 AM
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There's no point in being the richest man in the cemetry so live your life and enjoy yourself
17 September 2011, 05:33 AM
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From my old man:
Any idiot can earn money, but it takes a clever man to spend it.
17 September 2011, 06:06 AM
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If you aint gonna wrap it, pull it out and whack it...
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"Always aim high, even if you don't quite make it, you'll still be doing well."
17 September 2011, 07:15 AM
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17 September 2011, 07:24 AM
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If you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters the same !
Best poem ever - it hangs framed in my garage .
The first line is mine.
Iain.
16 September 2011, 11:31 PM
and as a wise man once said to me "never wipe yer @rse with broken glaaass" 
