What is the best piece of advice you have ever had..? been given?
 

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Don't eat yellow snow

Given to me by my Uncle. Passed on by me to my stepson;

Deep down they're all the same nutter, so pick one with the best t!ts :thumb:

Don't f*ck with the Wongs

Replace her every two years.

Shame I didn't listen :(

Treat everyone you work with, with respect.

Assumption is the mother of all **** ups

If its got t!ts or wheels, it will give ya trouble

Ignore your anxieties, just get up and give it a go.

Keep fit, exercise regularly, don't smoke, don't drink, avoid loose women, wait until you are married.

Yawn.









Just wish I had listened :D

dl

dont push ya granny whilst shes shavin. lol

If you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters the same !

Opinions are like arseholes - everyone's got one!

And they all stink :thumb:

Drilled into us as kids - never start a fight but if someone hits you always make sure you hit them back.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. The odds are - It's a duck

And. Something that has, this very evening, come home to roost.

Why are you marrying her?


:(

Wear Sunscreen.

that goes for bullshoite aswell :) and as a wise man once said to me "never wipe yer @rse with broken glaaass" ;)

A dog born in a stable ain't a horse

C'mon Jods....

Thought you said it was 'Why you marrying her'...

Make up your mind old chap ;)

My dear chap.

I separate these things as best I can - They are different conversations. :D

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There's no point in being the richest man in the cemetry so live your life and enjoy yourself :thumb:

From my old man:

Any idiot can earn money, but it takes a clever man to spend it. :thumb:

If you aint gonna wrap it, pull it out and whack it...

"Always aim high, even if you don't quite make it, you'll still be doing well."

An egg is never enough, unless it's un oeuf

Best poem ever - it hangs framed in my garage .
The first line is mine.

Iain.