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Old 07 September 2011, 03:27 PM
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What a Cocktard of the highest order!


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/87...n-harbour.html
Old 07 September 2011, 03:32 PM
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That's just daft
Old 07 September 2011, 03:34 PM
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Theres something fishy about that story....

Needs a good battering me thinks...
Old 07 September 2011, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlh
Theres something fishy about that story....

Needs a good battering me thinks...



Old 07 September 2011, 03:36 PM
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I think the reader comments say it all. What a buffoon.
Old 07 September 2011, 03:36 PM
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what tool , fish in a harbour , what next broken down evos on the motorway
Old 07 September 2011, 03:41 PM
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You just have to feel sorry for the children don't you.

Having to live with a grade 'A' ******** like that must be very distressing for them
Old 07 September 2011, 03:42 PM
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What a window licker.
Old 07 September 2011, 03:50 PM
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Complete drongo!

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Old 07 September 2011, 03:56 PM
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Heard this on the radio too. Apparently complaints from idiots (this one, even worse appears to have bred with something) are fairly common. One nugget complained there was seaweed on the beach and it was 'slippy' and a health and safety issue.

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Old 07 September 2011, 04:01 PM
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What a complete mong!!
Old 07 September 2011, 04:12 PM
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what was he expecting to see them lying on a counter covered in batter like u get in the chippy. What a breast.
Old 07 September 2011, 04:22 PM
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You would be amazed (or not) at the number of people who move from town to country and then lodge complaints that cows crap in the road when moving fields, sileage smells a bit, animals make a noise, tractors start too early etc etc etc. Have to admit though, "fishman" would be a hard act to follow!
Old 07 September 2011, 04:26 PM
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I expect the beach was too sandy and the water too wet
Old 07 September 2011, 05:58 PM
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What a sphincter!!
Old 07 September 2011, 06:31 PM
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surly it would be best that the harbour closes up and make all the fishermen redundant drain all the sea from near the area make sure all the beaches are clear of any unpleasant things like seagulls seaweed bits of dead fish and sand just so this Gent can have a nice seaside holiday without distressing his family? or would it be better if that fuktard went on holiday in a town center somewhere?
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