They sent me my census form back!
20 April 2011, 11:17 AM
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They sent me my census form back!
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
20 April 2011, 11:19 AM
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I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
20 April 2011, 11:21 AM
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I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
You people are a pain in the ***, just fill it in properly ffs or we'll send the goons round!
20 April 2011, 11:49 AM
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I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
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20 April 2011, 04:48 PM
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Your co-ordinator BRINGS your workloads? We have to go to a meeting weekly to collect them, AND drop them off on a Monday night at his place.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week.
On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week.
On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right.
20 April 2011, 04:52 PM
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Your co-ordinator BRINGS your workloads? We have to go to a meeting weekly to collect them, AND drop them off on a Monday night at his place.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week.
On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week.
On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right.
We never had any either till mid week.
Do you have the same area over and over or do you get a change?
20 April 2011, 06:09 PM
#17
Same areas, I have seven EDs, a block of high-rise, in which I've never even SEEN anyone above the 9th floor, (there are 13 floors), but the council insists there ARE tenants, plus the two worst areas of town. Happy days.
"Wot's that then?"
"Never had one mate!"
"Lost it annaye?"
"Do yer avterdoit?"
"Me missis lostit dinshe?"
"Dunno wotyer onabout mate!"
And several others less forthcoming.
"Wot's that then?"
"Never had one mate!"
"Lost it annaye?"
"Do yer avterdoit?"
"Me missis lostit dinshe?"
"Dunno wotyer onabout mate!"
And several others less forthcoming.
20 April 2011, 06:24 PM
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Same areas, I have seven EDs, a block of high-rise, in which I've never even SEEN anyone above the 9th floor, (there are 13 floors), but the council insists there ARE tenants, plus the two worst areas of town. Happy days.
"Wot's that then?"
"Never had one mate!"
"Lost it annaye?"
"Do yer avterdoit?"
"Me missis lostit dinshe?"
"Dunno wotyer onabout mate!"
And several others less forthcoming.
"Wot's that then?"
"Never had one mate!"
"Lost it annaye?"
"Do yer avterdoit?"
"Me missis lostit dinshe?"
"Dunno wotyer onabout mate!"
And several others less forthcoming.
You ever get the feeling your very close to vanishing up your own 'A' hole some days??
20 April 2011, 06:45 PM
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20 April 2011, 07:20 PM
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I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
20 April 2011, 07:50 PM
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I did wonder when they said they where going to post them out this year if anyone would receive them, let alone get them returned!
20 April 2011, 07:59 PM
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You should of threw a flying kick to the temple!
20 April 2011, 08:06 PM
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20 April 2011, 08:39 PM
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I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put,
"Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe."
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer!
Paulo P posted that same thing on FB on Monday....
