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They sent me my census form back!
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996940)
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996940)
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D You people are a pain in the ass, just fill it in properly ffs or we'll send the goons round! |
:lol::lol:
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Hey b13bat, you had much aggro yet?
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Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996940)
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D |
:lol1: FPMSL
Nice one Alcazar :thumb: I reckon they will get a lot more of that this time round, I bet they wish it was only Jedi's to deal with :D |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996956)
Hey b13bat, you had much aggro yet?
Not filled out a refusal yet.;) |
I think you should take a pic/scan of this form and post in on here......
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Originally Posted by davyboy
(Post 9997097)
I think you should take a pic/scan of this form and post in on here......
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As above. We have one guy who, every time you knoick on his door, is, "just going out."
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That response is priceless!
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Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9997164)
We have one guy who, every time you knoick on his door, is, "just going out."
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They sent me a new form for some reason, there is no way I'm filling another form out. I will just have to let the leather clad gimps take me away.
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Your co-ordinator BRINGS your workloads? We have to go to a meeting weekly to collect them, AND drop them off on a Monday night at his place.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week. On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right. |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9997431)
Your co-ordinator BRINGS your workloads? We have to go to a meeting weekly to collect them, AND drop them off on a Monday night at his place.
AND we've only just had a delivery of H1's, we've been desperate for them for a week. On the bright side, my workload has gone down from 87 sheets to 47 and now 23, so I must be doing SOMETHING right. We never had any either till mid week.:cuckoo: Do you have the same area over and over or do you get a change? |
Same areas, I have seven EDs, a block of high-rise, in which I've never even SEEN anyone above the 9th floor, (there are 13 floors), but the council insists there ARE tenants, plus the two worst areas of town. Happy days.
"Wot's that then?" "Never had one mate!" "Lost it annaye?" "Do yer avterdoit?" "Me missis lostit dinshe?" "Dunno wotyer onabout mate!" And several others less forthcoming.:rolleyes: |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9997551)
Same areas, I have seven EDs, a block of high-rise, in which I've never even SEEN anyone above the 9th floor, (there are 13 floors), but the council insists there ARE tenants, plus the two worst areas of town. Happy days.
"Wot's that then?" "Never had one mate!" "Lost it annaye?" "Do yer avterdoit?" "Me missis lostit dinshe?" "Dunno wotyer onabout mate!" And several others less forthcoming.:rolleyes: You ever get the feeling your very close to vanishing up your own 'A' hole some days?? :lol1: |
Just to brighten your day I wonder how many illegals are here
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Originally Posted by Gregsti01
(Post 9997591)
Just to brighten your day I wonder how many illegals are here
Still at a loss as to what the point of the census is really for. Richard |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996940)
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D |
Originally Posted by foxarm
(Post 9997288)
will just have to let the leather clad gimps take me away.
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Originally Posted by foxarm
(Post 9997288)
They sent me a new form for some reason, there is no way I'm filling another form out. I will just have to let the leather clad gimps take me away.
HTF does a census form just get lost, it's not exactly small. Perhaps the postie is a nosey fooker. :wonder: |
Originally Posted by Lisawrx
(Post 9997752)
HTF does a census form just get lost, it's not exactly small. Perhaps the postie is a nosey fooker. :wonder:
I did wonder when they said they where going to post them out this year if anyone would receive them, let alone get them returned!:lol1: |
Originally Posted by Lisawrx
(Post 9997752)
We had a bloke banging on the door last week, went out and he said we had to fill out another one as they hadn't received the first one. :mad:
HTF does a census form just get lost, it's not exactly small. Perhaps the postie is a nosey fooker. :wonder: |
Originally Posted by Will
(Post 9997790)
You should of threw a flying kick to the temple!
Bloody waste of a good few minutes having to fill a second one in. :mad: |
Originally Posted by Lisawrx
(Post 9997799)
I was tempted. :lol1:
Bloody waste of a good few minutes having to fill a second one in. :mad: Did you try and do it online?? I'm gonna try do it on line tomorrow, if I have the time :lol1: |
I'm doing Census Coverage Survey doorstep interviews in May and June. Quite looking forward to it now, training day next week. Will be a few hundred quid with flexible hours.
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Originally Posted by Will
(Post 9997805)
:lol1:
Did you try and do it online?? I'm gonna try do it on line tomorrow, if I have the time :lol1: Will, you are nearly a month late :eek: :lol1: |
Originally Posted by alcazar
(Post 9996940)
I got my census form back to redo.
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?", I put, "Yes: Asylum seekers, Pikeys, smackheads, the unemployable, the cast of the Jermy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, the Halifax, LLoyds TSB, and half of Eastern fcukin Europe." Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer! :D :D :D Paulo P posted that same thing on FB on Monday.... ;) |
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