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Old 24 March 2011, 07:45 PM
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im tryin for a baby, does anyone know when a women is most fertile or are all women different but surely they cant be that much different.
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Do you have a woman?... that helps
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Send your Mrs around to my house and I'll check her out for you. No charge for a fellow sner of course
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yes happily married thanks
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why did i bother
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Just bang a lot....smashing her back door in is optional, although little to no help with the mission you are on......bang....... A LOT!!....you will get little to NONE once she is up the duff....

Dont ask us about fertility, she will know!!! birds just DO!....

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Originally Posted by millsy3
why did i bother
That's probably what she thought
Old 24 March 2011, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SpecDscooby
Just bang a lot....smashing her back door in is optional, although little to no help with the mission you are on......bang....... A LOT!!....you will get little to NONE once she is up the duff....

Dont ask us about fertility, she will know!!! birds just DO!....

p.s.
BJ's help with fertility...tell her that....your welcome!
What a catch
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Originally Posted by millsy3
why did i bother
Old 24 March 2011, 09:04 PM
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If you are both 'trying for a baby' then she should be plotting her cycle NOW.

Most women have a 28 day cycle. Day 1 being the first day of bleeding, usually for 3-6 days and then around days 13-15 being ovulation (the fertile time when a woman releases an egg).

I imagine she knows all this already though??? (I did before the age of 15).

Sometimes using this works, sometimes it doesn't, but if you are both fertile then you should strike gold with the first bash.

HTH.

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Oh and yes, all women are different, some have a 26 or even a 34 day cycle, and ovulate at a totally different point during their cycle.

H.
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
If you're not sure when the other half is "most fertile" get one of those devices that works it out from a pee test. If you do some research you'll find some that are spot on. We used one and conceived first time. The other thing to remember is advice that my doctor gave me (being "old" parents the missus persuaded me to ask the doc. about fertility etc .... ). Basically "have sex a lot"! He wasn't being funny. Seems lots of people haven't conceived after 12 months so go to the doctors but it transpires they've had sex just once a week on average (after Match of the Day obviously ). As a woman's fertile for about 5 days that's a lot of chances to NOT get pregnant!

So, combine the two and you have the best chances of "success". Worked for us obviously and, seen as how I'm obviously fertile, then if you have problems I'm sure I could help out ...

Dave
Just to point, out that make sure she takes the pee test and not you.
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if you use her virginia you get a white baby if u use her bum bum its a black baby...so my brother says
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Originally Posted by millsy3
does anyone know when a women is most fertile
Before the menopause.
Old 24 March 2011, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SpecDscooby
Just bang a lot....smashing her back door in is optional, although little to no help with the mission you are on......bang....... A LOT!!....you will get little to NONE once she is up the duff....

Dont ask us about fertility, she will know!!! birds just DO!....

p.s.
BJ's help with fertility...tell her that....your welcome!
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Old 24 March 2011, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by millsy3
does anyone know when a women is most fertile

Yes it is the period...



... the period between them getting paid and bringing their outfits and shoes home..
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Is it best to save up a load for 2 to 3 weeks, or just have sex constantly?

Most blokes are gonna be reduced to a dribble after sex twice a day for a while.
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Dribble is more than enough
Old 24 March 2011, 10:39 PM
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Get some pics up of the Doris.......sure someone can help with your problem

If she's 18 -25 yr old , size 8....10max drop me a pm
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There are no hard and fast rules

But yes, it doesn't take much, and saving it up doesn't mean you will get the best 'juices'.
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Originally Posted by Ant
Dribble is more than enough
I'm thinking the kind of explosion which hits the ceiling is more effective.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I'm thinking the kind of explosion which hits the ceiling is more effective.
Nope!

All you need is a bit of pre ejaculate. That's why 'pulling out' doesn't work!!
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Is it best to save up a load for 2 to 3 weeks, or just have sex constantly?

Most blokes are gonna be reduced to a dribble after sex twice a day for a while.

Population paste can be spread thinly and still be affective
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
There are no hard and fast rules

But yes, it doesn't take much, and saving it up doesn't mean you will get the best 'juices'.
In that case, best to just go hard and fast as much as your johnson can handle!!
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
If you are both 'trying for a baby' then she should be plotting her cycle NOW.

Most women have a 28 day cycle. Day 1 being the first day of bleeding, usually for 3-6 days and then around days 13-15 being ovulation (the fertile time when a woman releases an egg).

I imagine she knows all this already though??? (I did before the age of 15).

Sometimes using this works, sometimes it doesn't, but if you are both fertile then you should strike gold with the first bash.

HTH.


H


My wife doesn't have a cycle, although our 3 children have skateboards in the garage which they don't play with anymore .The wife could probably use one of them. Would that help?

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Originally Posted by s70rjw
My wife doesn't have a cycle, although the kids have a skateboard in the garage which they don't play .She could probably use that. Are my prospects limited?
It might make an uncomfortable ride.
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Two *****, two kids.
Job done.

We're both very fertile.


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