trying for a baby
24 March 2011, 11:27 PM
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When there is a y in the name of the day.
and twice on sundays.
astraboy.
P.S. try this stuff too. http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic66259.html
and twice on sundays.
astraboy.
P.S. try this stuff too. http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic66259.html
24 March 2011, 11:33 PM
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Come one man folk, you need to know this.
Day 14 is key! Women are weak against our advances on this day!
The sooner you learn this the easier life becomes. If I had of known this key info at 15 I could have been danerous!
Day 14 is key! Women are weak against our advances on this day!
The sooner you learn this the easier life becomes. If I had of known this key info at 15 I could have been danerous!
24 March 2011, 11:34 PM
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This thread is FUKIN FUNNY!!!!!!....
Seriously though (not really):
We were told it can take years after coming off the pill for a womans cycle to stabilise.....9 months later my 2nd child was born....we call her "burdon" she looks like the postman, after my son "tickturd", he looks like my brother; happy days....he will take over the family business; Smashing back doors in
...seepost #6 pmsl.
Kids are great, in a life ruining, soul destroying kind of way!...i joke....i joke becuase i love
Seriously though (not really):
We were told it can take years after coming off the pill for a womans cycle to stabilise.....9 months later my 2nd child was born....we call her "burdon" she looks like the postman, after my son "tickturd", he looks like my brother; happy days....he will take over the family business; Smashing back doors in
...seepost #6 pmsl.Kids are great, in a life ruining, soul destroying kind of way
!...i joke....i joke becuase i love
25 March 2011, 12:01 AM
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Me and Nat weren't exactly like rabbits after we started trying in April last year. By June she was pregnant. Obviously quality over quantity - indeed her inner thighs are still shaking 
25 March 2011, 08:16 AM
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25 March 2011, 09:24 AM
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Nearly the same here. We actually had three ***** but one followed a path less well travelled and so didn't count towards getting a baby! (It was a reward for me even trying 
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One thing to consider - do either of you smoke - this can affect sperm activity very badly.
)One thing to consider - do either of you smoke - this can affect sperm activity very badly.
25 March 2011, 09:53 AM
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Not something i have to worry about thank ****. <10000 sperm per vinegar stroke and out of that 10000, 80% are deformed and the other 20% are lazy wee bastids. Clinically sterile or to put it another way no lead in my pencil.
It does have its advantages though. No paternity suits.
It does have its advantages though. No paternity suits.
25 March 2011, 10:09 AM
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Although we'd agreed to try we weren't putting a lot of effort into it, pregnant in two months, baby due just under a month from now 
I suspect there are no hard and fast rules () just have sex as and when you want to, I guess often is good. It's usually those that get hung up on getting pregnant and start plotting cycles, taking fertility tests, etc. that seem to struggle. Just chill out and enjoy it. Apparently also important to keep the gentlemen's area cool, so no tight pants
I suspect there are no hard and fast rules (
) just have sex as and when you want to, I guess often is good. It's usually those that get hung up on getting pregnant and start plotting cycles, taking fertility tests, etc. that seem to struggle. Just chill out and enjoy it. Apparently also important to keep the gentlemen's area cool, so no tight pants
25 March 2011, 12:47 PM
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Age is a big factor too, women become staggeringly less fertile in their late 30s.
Davyboy is correct, most women are most fertile in the middle of their cycle, so around day 14 is THE day. Day 1 is first proper day of period, so 2 weeks after that is good. Sperm do live for a few days inside, so if it's a bit hit and miss, it will be OK. I will apologise to blokes in advance, but a white discharge is a good sign of the fertile time
She'll also be less resistant to your advances during this time 
Davyboy is correct, most women are most fertile in the middle of their cycle, so around day 14 is THE day. Day 1 is first proper day of period, so 2 weeks after that is good. Sperm do live for a few days inside, so if it's a bit hit and miss, it will be OK. I will apologise to blokes in advance, but a white discharge is a good sign of the fertile time
She'll also be less resistant to your advances during this time
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25 March 2011, 01:31 PM
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25 March 2011, 07:14 PM
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The vast majority of one's ejaculate is composed of secretions from the prostate and Cowper's glands, which contain no spermatozoa themselves but are mixed with sperms before ejaculation, so yes.
25 March 2011, 07:25 PM
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iv got 5 kids and would of helped out but iv had the snip in november last year..best part was wen he squeezed my nut and felt for the tube that goes into it...squished it tight then cut through it with his knife...no drugs or beer an wide awake..then after he sellotaped that 1 back up done the same to my other nut..all i got was a cuppa tea an a cheap biscuit
25 March 2011, 07:42 PM
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iv got 5 kids and would of helped out but iv had the snip in november last year..best part was wen he squeezed my nut and felt for the tube that goes into it...squished it tight then cut through it with his knife...no drugs or beer an wide awake..then after he sellotaped that 1 back up done the same to my other nut..all i got was a cuppa tea an a cheap biscuit
"all he has was a rusty knife, and a folding table" ...?
25 March 2011, 07:46 PM
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You might as well say that one could be infertile or a smoker, so semen could contain no sperm.
It's quite obvious that if you ejaculate 10 times a day or once a month, that the once a month semen is going to contain more sperm (all things being equal).
25 March 2011, 07:51 PM
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iv got 5 kids and would of helped out but iv had the snip in november last year..best part was wen he squeezed my nut and felt for the tube that goes into it...squished it tight then cut through it with his knife...no drugs or beer an wide awake..then after he sellotaped that 1 back up done the same to my other nut..all i got was a cuppa tea an a cheap biscuit
There is always a chance it will get infected or something will go wrong.
I heard stories of blokes waking up with nut sacks the size of melons and needing morphine!
And some foreign doctor might get it wrong and amputated by mistake (has happened).
25 March 2011, 07:58 PM
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That is pretty stupid, it's implicit in my question that everything else is equal, i.e that the semen would contain the same % of sperm regardless of semen quantity.
You might as well say that one could be infertile or a smoker, so semen could contain no sperm.
It's quite obvious that if you ejaculate 10 times a day or once a month, that the once a month semen is going to contain more sperm (all things being equal).
You might as well say that one could be infertile or a smoker, so semen could contain no sperm.
It's quite obvious that if you ejaculate 10 times a day or once a month, that the once a month semen is going to contain more sperm (all things being equal).
You don't have talk some rubbish sometimes.
What on earth are you on about?
25 March 2011, 08:01 PM
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Lord why any man would want to go through that is beyond me!
There is always a chance it will get infected or something will go wrong.
I heard stories of blokes waking up with nut sacks the size of melons and needing morphine!
And some foreign doctor might get it wrong and amputated by mistake (has happened).
There is always a chance it will get infected or something will go wrong.
I heard stories of blokes waking up with nut sacks the size of melons and needing morphine!
And some foreign doctor might get it wrong and amputated by mistake (has happened).
To the OP, just go with the flow and let nature take her course
25 March 2011, 08:02 PM
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you cant wake up after it as your never asleep...seen it all in the reflection on the big lights...if u lived in ma hoose with 5 kids bud and never got silence ud soon go for the snip..i walked in and walked out 20 mins after it was done..is a doddle really and i still spurt the same..just no tadpoles hehe
