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Old 14 January 2011, 09:32 PM
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Smile What device would you make, that hasn't been built before ?.

Also what is your favorite superpower ?.Real comic book stuff this.
Old 14 January 2011, 09:34 PM
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Has somebody spiked my drink?

WTF ?
Old 14 January 2011, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
Has somebody spiked my drink?

WTF ?
Was thinking along the same lines tbho
Old 14 January 2011, 09:40 PM
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I'd build an Interocitor


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Old 14 January 2011, 09:46 PM
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I'd be Iron Man
Old 14 January 2011, 09:47 PM
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I'd invent an automatic de-feejitator.
Old 14 January 2011, 09:48 PM
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A universal remote that is actually worth buying. I would appreciate someone inventing one of these!
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I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
I'd be Iron Man


More like Baaaaaatman!
Old 14 January 2011, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked

It'a already been invented. It's called a 'handbag'.
Old 14 January 2011, 09:52 PM
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A fast, good looking, reliable subaru
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
It'a already been invented. It's called a 'handbag'.
No, it's called a "wimmins".
Old 14 January 2011, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
No, it's called a "wimmins".

Old 14 January 2011, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I'd invent an automatic de-feejitator.
Is that like one of those pieces of detritus that lands on the windscreen, that becomes a crosshair/targeting reticule for the imaginary car mounted missile launcher?

Every car Should have at least 2 of them.
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Originally Posted by mj
Is that like one of those pieces of detritus that lands on the windscreen, that becomes a crosshair/targeting reticule for the imaginary car mounted missile launcher?

Every car Should have at least 2 of them.
Absolutely - ones that lock on to 4X4s driven on the school run, plonkers in Subarus with stickers and lengths of 4" cast iron stench pipe for exhausts, ********* in certain rear-wheel drive vehicles that have indicators as an expensive but rarely-taken up option, and Rover 416s on the A169 to Whitby with the tell-tale flat-capped silhouette holding up 37 cars at 29 miles per hour on an otherwise lovely road across the North Yorkshire moors.. :seethe:
Old 14 January 2011, 10:09 PM
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I'd build one of these http://www.univergence.com/pubideas/teleport.htm
Old 14 January 2011, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Absolutely - ones that lock on to 4X4s driven on the school run, plonkers in Subarus with stickers and lengths of 4" cast iron stench pipe for exhausts, ********* in certain rear-wheel drive vehicles that have indicators as an expensive but rarely-taken up option, and Rover 416s on the A169 to Whitby with the tell-tale flat-capped silhouette holding up 37 cars at 29 miles per hour on an otherwise lovely road across the North Yorkshire moors.. :seethe:


You forgot people with fog lights on.
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
You forgot people with fog lights on.
Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.
Old 14 January 2011, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.

Ah yeah, sorry.........I couldn't be arsed to go back and edit!

I should have said, rear fogs when it's not even bleedin' foggy! Or not enough of a pea-souper to warrant having them on!
Old 14 January 2011, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.
Then rimmed by Furnish with tabasco on his tongue.
Old 14 January 2011, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Then rimmed by Furnish with tabasco on his tongue.


Sheesh!
Old 14 January 2011, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Then felched by Furnish with tabasco on his felching chainsaw
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Just a minor change.
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Originally Posted by mj
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Just a minor change.
Then fisted by a really pissed-off traffic warden wearing a Hulk Hand with Iced gems superglued all over it.
Old 14 January 2011, 10:55 PM
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I'm with Scud8, but Doctor Who beat us to it.
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Did I??
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A universal printer.
Old 14 January 2011, 11:31 PM
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That's Sir Elton John, you disrespectful bunch of perverts!




... and for the record, I have it on good authority he never wields the beknighted todger in anger unlubed, so there
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A device that prevent the wimmins from "disagreeing"
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked

someone has nicked your idea

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Key-wallet-rem...item3354045100
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nonsurgical boobeltron enhancer


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