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ScooByer Trade 14 January 2011 09:32 PM

What device would you make, that hasn't been built before ?.
 
Also what is your favorite superpower ?.Real comic book stuff this.

mj 14 January 2011 09:34 PM

Has somebody spiked my drink?

WTF ?

prodriverules 14 January 2011 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by mj (Post 9821376)
Has somebody spiked my drink?

WTF ?

:lol1:Was thinking along the same lines tbho

mart360 14 January 2011 09:40 PM

I'd build an Interocitor :D


Mart

Will 14 January 2011 09:46 PM

I'd be Iron Man :D

Bubba po 14 January 2011 09:47 PM

I'd invent an automatic de-feejitator.

SwissTony 14 January 2011 09:48 PM

I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked :lol1:

Jamz3k 14 January 2011 09:48 PM

A universal remote that is actually worth buying. I would appreciate someone inventing one of these!

oldsplice 14 January 2011 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by mr_impreza (Post 9821409)
I'd be Iron Man :D



More like Baaaaaatman! :p

oldsplice 14 January 2011 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 9821415)
I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked :lol1:


It'a already been invented. It's called a 'handbag'. :smug:

what would scooby do 14 January 2011 09:52 PM

A fast, good looking, reliable subaru

Bubba po 14 January 2011 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by oldsplice (Post 9821429)
It'a already been invented. It's called a 'handbag'. :smug:

No, it's called a "wimmins". :p

oldsplice 14 January 2011 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Bubba po (Post 9821437)
No, it's called a "wimmins". :p


:lol1: :p

mj 14 January 2011 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by Bubba po (Post 9821410)
I'd invent an automatic de-feejitator.

Is that like one of those pieces of detritus that lands on the windscreen, that becomes a crosshair/targeting reticule for the imaginary car mounted missile launcher?

Every car Should have at least 2 of them.

Bubba po 14 January 2011 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by mj (Post 9821446)
Is that like one of those pieces of detritus that lands on the windscreen, that becomes a crosshair/targeting reticule for the imaginary car mounted missile launcher?

Every car Should have at least 2 of them.

Absolutely - ones that lock on to 4X4s driven on the school run, plonkers in Subarus with stickers and lengths of 4" cast iron stench pipe for exhausts, dickheads in certain rear-wheel drive vehicles that have indicators as an expensive but rarely-taken up option, and Rover 416s on the A169 to Whitby with the tell-tale flat-capped silhouette holding up 37 cars at 29 miles per hour on an otherwise lovely road across the North Yorkshire moors.. :seethe:

scud8 14 January 2011 10:09 PM

I'd build one of these http://www.univergence.com/pubideas/teleport.htm

oldsplice 14 January 2011 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by Bubba po (Post 9821461)
Absolutely - ones that lock on to 4X4s driven on the school run, plonkers in Subarus with stickers and lengths of 4" cast iron stench pipe for exhausts, dickheads in certain rear-wheel drive vehicles that have indicators as an expensive but rarely-taken up option, and Rover 416s on the A169 to Whitby with the tell-tale flat-capped silhouette holding up 37 cars at 29 miles per hour on an otherwise lovely road across the North Yorkshire moors.. :seethe:



You forgot people with fog lights on. :mad:

mj 14 January 2011 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by oldsplice (Post 9821471)
You forgot people with fog lights on. :mad:

Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.

oldsplice 14 January 2011 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by mj (Post 9821490)
Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.


Ah yeah, sorry.........I couldn't be arsed to go back and edit! :lol1:

I should have said, rear fogs when it's not even bleedin' foggy! Or not enough of a pea-souper to warrant having them on! :mad:

Bubba po 14 January 2011 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by mj (Post 9821490)
Front fogs not so bad, rear fog abusers should be dry bummed by Elton John.

Then rimmed by Furnish with tabasco on his tongue. :mad:

oldsplice 14 January 2011 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Bubba po (Post 9821499)
Then rimmed by Furnish with tabasco on his tongue. :mad:



Sheesh! :eek:

mj 14 January 2011 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by Bubba po (Post 9821499)
Then felched by Furnish with tabasco on his felching chainsaw :mad:

.

Just a minor change.

Bubba po 14 January 2011 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by mj (Post 9821505)
.

Just a minor change.

Then fisted by a really pissed-off traffic warden wearing a Hulk Hand with Iced gems superglued all over it. :mad:

ScooByer Trade 14 January 2011 10:55 PM

I'm with Scud8, but Doctor Who beat us to it.

Dr Hu 14 January 2011 11:06 PM

Did I?? :confused:

Trout 14 January 2011 11:29 PM

A universal printer.

markjmd 14 January 2011 11:31 PM

That's Sir Elton John, you disrespectful bunch of perverts!




... and for the record, I have it on good authority he never wields the beknighted todger in anger unlubed, so there :D

SJ_Skyline 14 January 2011 11:34 PM

A device that prevent the wimmins from "disagreeing" ;)

paulwrxboro 15 January 2011 12:00 AM


Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 9821415)
I had an idea once ago for a brilliant device that would sit on or near the TV and would locate the blooming remote control, car keys etc.

I had it all developed, marketing etc but I think the original concept was lost in a weekend of drink and drugs abuse and I forgot how it all worked :lol1:


someone has nicked your idea

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Key-wallet-rem...item3354045100

gpssti4 15 January 2011 09:56 AM

nonsurgical boobeltron enhancer :)


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