Serious lack of virgins!!
05 January 2011, 07:48 PM
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Serious lack of virgins!!
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
http://libertyledger.com/2010/11/22/...ke-in-britain/
05 January 2011, 08:03 PM
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pmsl, they can feel free to bugger off back home as well
05 January 2011, 08:14 PM
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Apparently, lots of them pulled out afer being shown a picture of Susan Boyle
05 January 2011, 08:28 PM
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I liked this:
"The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) "
05 January 2011, 09:07 PM
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This isn't hilarious, we need some hilarity around here.
05 January 2011, 09:15 PM
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What do gay suicide bombers get?
05 January 2011, 09:19 PM
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A stick bomb up their ***.
05 January 2011, 09:35 PM
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Quote:
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tony de wonderful
What do gay suicide bombers get?
A joke in need of a punchline?
05 January 2011, 09:37 PM
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Anyway, I've completely changed my mind about gays - my hairdresser completely soaked my shirt when he was washing my hair today!
05 January 2011, 09:42 PM
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Anyway, I've completely changed my mind about gays - my hairdresser completely soaked my shirt when he was washing my hair today!
So wet you had to strip it off?
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