speye91

Always Works,Chicken Phall....Clears my Head,and *** in the morning.

SiPie

No chance it's going to cure whatever feckin strain of flu I've got

Been in bed since 1st jan

astraboy

I bet its not as bad as mine. I have coughed up enough phlegm that I'd have enough to build a house if I used it instead of mortar
As for cures, I'm finding constant frenzied masturbation working for me atm...
astraboy.

Coffin Dodger

Tried that once, admittedly it was only a Vindaloo not a Phall, anyway wake up the following morning still feeling like sh*te but now with a strong urge to get to the bathroom where I proceeded to spend the next half hour having my ring piece torn apart by the previous evenings culinary delicacy. Suffice to say I felt even worse after that

Still it was worth a try

zip106

That'll be the Lazyitis strain.

mart360

Pah, man up!!

"help ive got a sniffle, what should i do"

Real men with man flu, are toooo weak to move , type, ****, or type feek

and weeble excuses on the web lol



Mart

Camoscooby

iTrader: (5)

+1

If you had real man flu you would not be able to eat anything and would need to be nursed back to health on a diet of soup, lucozade and hand jobs from your Mrs

SiPie

Got to laugh at the predictable 'man up' comments

Had plenty of heavy colds in my time but nothing like this. Guess I've been 'lucky' to make it to 41 before my first real Flu. Temp finally down to 38.4 this morning so hopefully turning the corner.

Funkii Munkii

I once had a heavy cold and had tickets to a gig and didnt want to waste them although I really didnt fell like going, I ended up getting pi$$ed out of my box, woke up the next morning and felt great. It certainly never works like that without a cold

So in essence get out of the home get some fresh air listen to loud music and throw lots of beer down your throat, jobs a good un

Hysteria1983

Man flu?! Lol that term does make me laugh!

If you had real flu you would be in bed feeling sorry for yourself, most likely with tbe shakes, feeling freezing while actually burning up at the same time.

I use the term 'man flu' for most ailments and complaints that Mr P has, mostly because he's never had more than a sniffle or a cold.

What's ironic is that I have had some right problems, one being a kidney infection, I threw 2 pints of water down my neck with intention of going to work, I then lay on the living room floor from where I stayed and couldn't move for pain, there I stayed for a while until I could get myself to the doctors.

I had to take my 10 month old (at the time) with me and drive to tbe gp surgery. I was a White as a sheet abd sweating like I don't know what.

Sadly I didn't get nursed back to health, as I had a baby to look after

Leslie

Whats chicken phall when its at home?

Les

Coffin Dodger

It's a very hot "Indian" curry Les for those whom a Vindaloo is not enough. I tried a bit of a mates once, just a bit of nan dipped in the sauce, and my mouth was on fire for ages