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10 April 2002, 09:51 AM
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Ah DJ DUNK after my kind words yesterday about the scum, obviously a foolish schoolboy error "Come on Deportivo" how poor, accept defeat gracefully 
Its up to the Mighty Reds to show some national pride now
Dave
Its up to the Mighty Reds to show some national pride now
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10 April 2002, 10:29 AM
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I'm based in the Cheadle area of Stockport.
Well after all my kind words to the car thieves and wheel trim collectors in the other football threads, who’s car did you steel to get the team to Germany last night, and how the mighty fall.
The Liverpool fans have done nothing but tell the world how they will get to the semi and then thrash Man Utd, well you aint now are you.
Come on Man U lets do the business tonight and show the world how you get to the semi-finals.
P.S: anyone remember 1999 ?????
Daz.
Well after all my kind words to the car thieves and wheel trim collectors in the other football threads, who’s car did you steel to get the team to Germany last night, and how the mighty fall.
The Liverpool fans have done nothing but tell the world how they will get to the semi and then thrash Man Utd, well you aint now are you.
Come on Man U lets do the business tonight and show the world how you get to the semi-finals.
P.S: anyone remember 1999 ?????
Daz.
10 April 2002, 11:15 AM
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And the "2 *****" pic as stated earlier . . .
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10 April 2002, 12:05 PM
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You forgot a couple DJDunk:
Choose to finish ahead of Liverpool in every Premiership season.
Choose to win the treble
As for Liverpool:
Choose to wish you had the scandinavian paper boy as hes scored more goals this season than super striker Owen and donkey heskey
Choose to use your assistant as manager as Houllier couldnt organise a **** up in a brewery
Choose to think you are popular when in reality 99% of the population want Arsenal to win the league.
Choose to live fondling memories of the past when you actually won something
Choose to make rash statements like "10 games to greatness"
Choose to finish ahead of Liverpool in every Premiership season.
Choose to win the treble
As for Liverpool:
Choose to wish you had the scandinavian paper boy as hes scored more goals this season than super striker Owen and donkey heskey
Choose to use your assistant as manager as Houllier couldnt organise a **** up in a brewery
Choose to think you are popular when in reality 99% of the population want Arsenal to win the league.
Choose to live fondling memories of the past when you actually won something
Choose to make rash statements like "10 games to greatness"
10 April 2002, 12:19 PM
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Q. What do you do if you see a man united fan walking towards you with a gaping wound?
A. Stop laughing, reload and take another shot.
Q. How many Man. United fans does it take to pave a driveway?
A. Depends how thin you slice them!
Q: What has 100,000 arms and an IQ of 160
A: Old Trafford every other Saturday
Q:What do you say to a United fan with two black eyes
A: Nothing, its already been said - Twice!
Q: What do you call a good looking woman at Old Trafford?
A: An away supporter
Q: What do you call a United fan with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q: How do you confuse a United fan?
A: show him a map of Manchester
Q: Roy Keane, Jaap Stam and Alex Ferguson are all thrown out of plane at the same time, which one hits the ground first ?
A: Who care's
I could go on
A. Stop laughing, reload and take another shot.
Q. How many Man. United fans does it take to pave a driveway?
A. Depends how thin you slice them!
Q: What has 100,000 arms and an IQ of 160
A: Old Trafford every other Saturday
Q:What do you say to a United fan with two black eyes
A: Nothing, its already been said - Twice!
Q: What do you call a good looking woman at Old Trafford?
A: An away supporter
Q: What do you call a United fan with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q: How do you confuse a United fan?
A: show him a map of Manchester
Q: Roy Keane, Jaap Stam and Alex Ferguson are all thrown out of plane at the same time, which one hits the ground first ?
A: Who care's
I could go on
04 October 2002, 11:11 AM
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Right, thats it you've done it now
CHOOSE MAN UNITED AND......
Choose to support a team from a city you've never even been to.
Choose whining.
Choose to wear **** grey shirts then blame them when Southampton stuff you.
Choose to release Cantona because he's the only one who recognizes how **** Cole is.
Choose cheating.
Choose not to condemn your player after he has just kicked the **** out of an opponent
Choose to blame the other team when Beckham gets sent off.
Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money's good.
Choose a psychopath for your captain and call him a gifted visionary.
Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team
Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care.
Choose your own referee and assistants
Choose a Scandinavian paper boy as your top goal scorer.
Choose to have the biggest squad in British football and then complain about injuries.
Choose your club before your country.
Choose not to play in the FA Cup.
Choose to be @rse-licked by the media and then accuse them of anti-United bias.
Choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed.
Choose to change the team you support every 10 years.
Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and write.
Choose Jordi Cruyff.
Choose to change your kit 6 times a season.
Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world and pretend that you didn't want them anyway.
Choose your greatest ever player as an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic named Best.
Choose to poach your "impressive youth policy" from other clubs.
Choose to sign a world class centre forward beginning with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer.
Choose embarrassment.
CHOOSE S**M!
[Edited by DJ Dunk - 4/10/2002 11:12:21 AM]
CHOOSE MAN UNITED AND......
Choose to support a team from a city you've never even been to.
Choose whining.
Choose to wear **** grey shirts then blame them when Southampton stuff you.
Choose to release Cantona because he's the only one who recognizes how **** Cole is.
Choose cheating.
Choose not to condemn your player after he has just kicked the **** out of an opponent
Choose to blame the other team when Beckham gets sent off.
Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money's good.
Choose a psychopath for your captain and call him a gifted visionary.
Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team
Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care.
Choose your own referee and assistants
Choose a Scandinavian paper boy as your top goal scorer.
Choose to have the biggest squad in British football and then complain about injuries.
Choose your club before your country.
Choose not to play in the FA Cup.
Choose to be @rse-licked by the media and then accuse them of anti-United bias.
Choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed.
Choose to change the team you support every 10 years.
Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and write.
Choose Jordi Cruyff.
Choose to change your kit 6 times a season.
Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world and pretend that you didn't want them anyway.
Choose your greatest ever player as an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic named Best.
Choose to poach your "impressive youth policy" from other clubs.
Choose to sign a world class centre forward beginning with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer.
Choose embarrassment.
CHOOSE S**M!
[Edited by DJ Dunk - 4/10/2002 11:12:21 AM]
04 October 2002, 12:25 PM
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DJ Dunk would that be the Teddy Sheringham that won 3 medals in one season to Shearer's none, oh and that exclusive treble Liverpool never did. (LOL)
Also lets not forget Liverpools Premiership successes.........NONE !!!! (LOL).
Oh how I enjoy the banter of the smaller clubs who have nothing better to do that hate the mighty Reds of Manchester.
Daz.
[Edited by Darren Thompson - 4/10/2002 12:32:10 PM]
Also lets not forget Liverpools Premiership successes.........NONE !!!! (LOL).
Oh how I enjoy the banter of the smaller clubs who have nothing better to do that hate the mighty Reds of Manchester.
Daz.
[Edited by Darren Thompson - 4/10/2002 12:32:10 PM]
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