Men with Streaked hair....
07 October 2010, 01:56 PM
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Men with Streaked hair....
Ok, following on from me explaining my distrust of males who drink Fruit Tea, another one of my bugbears is streaked hair on men, nothing to me is so redolent of End of the Pier productions, Butlins Redcoat, Local Radio DJ, Ben Dover and collosal bell-ends is a man with streaks in his hair on purpose, a man who has sat in a rubber hat whilst his hair is teased through it and coloured is not to be trusted, he will be deviant sexually and untrustworthy financially, he will **** in your airing cupboard given half a chance and just watch how the Dog keeps his distance.
07 October 2010, 02:00 PM
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Ok, following on from me explaining my distrust of males who drink Fruit Tea, another one of my bugbears is streaked hair on men, nothing to me is so redolent of End of the Pier productions, Butlins Redcoat, Local Radio DJ, Ben Dover and collosal bell-ends is a man with streaks in his hair on purpose, a man who has sat in a rubber hat whilst his hair is teased through it and coloured is not to be trusted, he will be deviant sexually and untrustworthy financially, he will **** in your airing cupboard given half a chance and just watch how the Dog keeps his distance.
07 October 2010, 03:07 PM
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On my first squadron our boss had a grey streak in his forelock. Bit like David Millimetre.
We had a squadron party and we all got some German silver powder makeup and tried to put a streak in our hair just to take the ****!
As you might imagine, we all overdid the application and we wound up with a full head of grey hair each which lasted at least a week!
Talk about him having the last laugh! He did have a good sense of humour though.
Les
We had a squadron party and we all got some German silver powder makeup and tried to put a streak in our hair just to take the ****!
As you might imagine, we all overdid the application and we wound up with a full head of grey hair each which lasted at least a week!
Talk about him having the last laugh! He did have a good sense of humour though.
Les
07 October 2010, 03:23 PM
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07 October 2010, 04:02 PM
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nothing wrong with Ginger's or being strawberry blonde 
but it does tend to go silver / white as time goes on, men who have dark hair and die / streek 
it should get points on their bloke license
windyboy
but it does tend to go silver / white as time goes on, men who have dark hair and die / streek it should get points on their bloke license windyboy
07 October 2010, 05:01 PM
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07 October 2010, 06:28 PM
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Ok, following on from me explaining my distrust of males who drink Fruit Tea, another one of my bugbears is streaked hair on men, nothing to me is so redolent of End of the Pier productions, Butlins Redcoat, Local Radio DJ, Ben Dover and collosal bell-ends is a man with streaks in his hair on purpose, a man who has sat in a rubber hat whilst his hair is teased through it and coloured is not to be trusted, he will be deviant sexually and untrustworthy financially, he will **** in your airing cupboard given half a chance and just watch how the Dog keeps his distance.
I'd like to add the following
1) Men who wear necklaces (unless they have a religious symbol), especially those ones made out of beads. What sort of man stands in front of the mirror in the morning and adorns himself like that??
2) Men who wear a ring on anything other than their 4th finger. What sort of weirdo wears a ring on his thumb
These sorts of men need a good shoeing if you ask me!
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07 October 2010, 06:53 PM
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I'm not a betting man, but I think it would be safe to wager that many on here are too "folically challenged" to even contemplate the streaky look whether they would like it or not. 
08 October 2010, 03:31 PM
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