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Old 06 October 2010, 11:52 PM
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After hearing about this flick a while back, I've seen a few things in the news about it being gruesome and vomit inducing.
I was intrigued, as i enjoy a good crappy horror movie, and controversy surrounding its main premise is just a garnish. After acquiring it a few days ago. I finally had some time to watch it, and i have to say i was a little disappointed. It's a bit rubbish, it's a bit stupid and most of all, the 2 girls, who are victims stuck in the middle of it (pun intended) ham it up sooo much, their acting is stale and you find the characters shallow and self centred. You end up cheering for the twisted Dr. who has created this 'creature' and behind the main premise, is a poor movie at best.
I think, after watching the trailer, and letting my imagination in on the idea, the movie owes alot to the hype of its main premise and possible, thankfully, its still waiting to pay that off.
Although, if the blogosphere is anything to go by, the next human centipede, will be more disgusting and gruesome. This movie was just a 'desensitizing' exercise it seems...
Old 07 October 2010, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigbob3000
After hearing about this flick a while back, I've seen a few things in the news about it being gruesome and vomit inducing.
I was intrigued, as i enjoy a good crappy horror movie, and controversy surrounding its main premise is just a garnish. After acquiring it a few days ago. I finally had some time to watch it, and i have to say i was a little disappointed. It's a bit rubbish, it's a bit stupid and most of all, the 2 girls, who are victims stuck in the middle of it (pun intended) ham it up sooo much, their acting is stale and you find the characters shallow and self centred. You end up cheering for the twisted Dr. who has created this 'creature' and behind the main premise, is a poor movie at best.
I think, after watching the trailer, and letting my imagination in on the idea, the movie owes alot to the hype of its main premise and possible, thankfully, its still waiting to pay that off.
Although, if the blogosphere is anything to go by, the next human centipede, will be more disgusting and gruesome. This movie was just a 'desensitizing' exercise it seems...
I was thinking about watching it, the only thing that stopped me was for fear of it being ott with all the special effects.
Is it not even worth watching at all?
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It is a good film so i have been told bit sick apparently each for their own.
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Yeah, possibly if your into horror and that sort of stuff, and the thought of a shared digestive system don't make you squeamish....but I started explaining the movie to my better half and she told me to stop and she didn't wanna hear any more..let alone watch the movie....

Special effects are not too bad, and there are a few simple plot holes and 'wtf' moments....maby worth a borrow...
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ill borrow it bob
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You sure Maggs, i don't want it making you more sick that you already are...

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This is on SyFy now.

Worth the watch I suppose
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Its an ok film I think my favorite line in it was something like... Feed them...although eating sh** is not my idea of food lol.
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What a bizarre film, came across it channel flicking.

A bit mad all in all, cheesy acting as already mentioned, and the "feed them" scene
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There's a sequel out there lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI

PMSL at this comment

"They're making a sequel to the human **** train?"
Old 06 March 2011, 12:06 AM
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It's just gore **** for this crazy japs to get off to. Strangely enough they had a job getting the female cast together. Most actresses saw the script and walked out in disgust.
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The idea is a lot worse than the actual film.
Its one of those films you feel you have to keep watching although its a bit hammy and not that good.
Old 06 March 2011, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
There's a sequel out there lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI

PMSL at this comment

"They're making a sequel to the human **** train?"
WTF was that about? a bloke walking through a garage to another bloke in a box! that is really going to make me rush out and watch it?

Not the best trailer for a film !!!
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How can you possibly have a human centipede?

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Originally Posted by Leslie
How can you possibly have a human centipede?

Les
Les, you did ask.....



Basically a film about a mental and very creepy German doctor who specialised in his professional life in separating conjoined twins but in his spare time he liked creating them, he had a practise on a trio of Rottweilers and then started collecting people for his main creation, started off with a truck driver but two gormless American girls happened upon his house (bad luck) having had a flat, the dopey bints could have had avoided it is they had the wherewithall to change a bloody tyre.

Anyway, the film involves him creating said "Centipede", basically a very grumpy (understandably) Oriental man at the front of the *** to mouth Conga and the two Americans at the back, it kind of works but I dont think it will catch on, suspect that the Condems may try it with Clegg and Cameron.

I was looking forward to the film but it was just not very good, not that horrific really, a bit of suspense and the doctor was good but young, attractive American women are just such a horror cliche.

The Hostel films are much better.
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Thanks J4CKO, now I see what it is about. Well your picture made the whole subject a bit more interesting to look at at least!

Cant see our "leaders" doing it, there would be too much jealousy in the ranks!

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That is pslewis in the back ground
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If you want to see a sick fooked up film, what August underground modum I think there's a sequel too, you have been warned!
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Originally Posted by Jamie
That is pslewis in the back ground

Funnily enough the human centipede is just like pslewis on scoobynet , he's spouting ****e and the mugs swallow it, everyone follows on.
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I really might have to watch this now. Just to see what its about. As sick as it looks curiosity is getting the better of me.
Old 07 March 2011, 10:48 AM
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Felt like a "B" rated horror and was disappointed wit the lack of sfx/cgi for some "lets face it" expected gory moments.....
Old 07 March 2011, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Funnily enough the human centipede is just like pslewis on scoobynet , he's spouting ****e and the mugs swallow it, everyone follows on.
Don't often see mugs swallowing any rubbish spouted by PSL I reckon.

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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
If you want to see a sick fooked up film, what August underground modum I think there's a sequel too, you have been warned!
Will look out for it-the guineapig films will take some beating though!
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