Weird craving...
26 July 2010, 08:49 PM
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Weird craving...
My (pregnant) mrs is coming out with some right crap tonight. First she wanted to trump in a jar, seal it and then let it out in her sisters face this coming weekend. Then the most previous one... Trump in a bag and burst it in front of a stranger 
Now she talks crap on a regular basis but she actually wants to try the jar idea
Why can't I have a normal preggers mrs who craves lettuce and tomato sauce or something
Now she talks crap on a regular basis but she actually wants to try the jar idea
Why can't I have a normal preggers mrs who craves lettuce and tomato sauce or something
26 July 2010, 10:24 PM
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Try the old trump in a cup trick
sit in the bath & trump now catch the trump bubble in an upturned cup
place upturned cup on a flat surface ie table,window sill etc
& wait for someone to pick it up
good luck
ps don't use bubble bath as it makes the trump hard to see
sit in the bath & trump now catch the trump bubble in an upturned cup
place upturned cup on a flat surface ie table,window sill etc
& wait for someone to pick it up
good luck
ps don't use bubble bath as it makes the trump hard to see
27 July 2010, 09:12 PM
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My (pregnant) mrs is coming out with some right crap tonight. First she wanted to trump in a jar, seal it and then let it out in her sisters face this coming weekend. Then the most previous one... Trump in a bag and burst it in front of a stranger
Now she talks crap on a regular basis but she actually wants to try the jar idea
Why can't I have a normal preggers mrs who craves lettuce and tomato sauce or something
Now she talks crap on a regular basis but she actually wants to try the jar idea
Why can't I have a normal preggers mrs who craves lettuce and tomato sauce or something
You is with a mental good luck you need it
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27 July 2010, 10:11 PM
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Wait til she starts lingering around at carpet right, 'cos she loves the smell of those new carpets.
All rubbery and fresh!
Lol.
All rubbery and fresh!
Lol.
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28 July 2010, 07:41 PM
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My missuse has a craving for whining, moaning, bitching and being an unappreciative PITA 
And I have a craving for telling her to foof off and find some other mug who'll put in as much effort as me for no gratitude whilst she sits at home all day doing foof all. Apart from my love for my son, I am running out of reasons to put up with her $h!t 
And I have a craving for telling her to foof off and find some other mug who'll put in as much effort as me for no gratitude whilst she sits at home all day doing foof all. Apart from my love for my son, I am running out of reasons to put up with her $h!t
28 July 2010, 08:22 PM
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Just in case i haven't said congratulations on the pregnancy - Congratulations on the pregnancy!This just sounds bizarre to me.
Jenny had all sorts of cravings, i had to follow a tar lorry for 10 or so miles because she loved the smell of the tar/bitumen. She kept coal in a jar by the bed and used to sniff that as well!
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28 July 2010, 09:29 PM
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29 July 2010, 08:17 AM
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Just in case i haven't said congratulations on the pregnancy - Congratulations on the pregnancy!This just sounds bizarre to me.
Jenny had all sorts of cravings, i had to follow a tar lorry for 10 or so miles because she loved the smell of the tar/bitumen. She kept coal in a jar by the bed and used to sniff that as well!
For me it was new carpets and tyres
29 July 2010, 07:50 PM
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29 July 2010, 07:55 PM
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29 July 2010, 08:17 PM
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www.puddingfarts.com is better, right at the end NSFW
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And you ask why you can't have a normal Mrs. She has had a good teacher
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