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01 May 2010, 01:50 PM
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Was looking on the net, for suggestions on what to buy my Fiancee, for our wedding tommorrow. Left it a bt late I know.
But I found this, almost not safe for work, no pictures, just references to lady gardens:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21558
At first I thought it was people messing about. but when I saw how many posts these people had, they must be serious.
But I found this, almost not safe for work, no pictures, just references to lady gardens:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21558
At first I thought it was people messing about. but when I saw how many posts these people had, they must be serious.
01 May 2010, 02:26 PM
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Wow, I am speechless if that is for real.
Actually it ain't that far removed from NSR LOL 
As mentioned earlier in the thread, Muslims do it. Why would you want to emulate a terrorist?
01 May 2010, 02:36 PM
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I have never laughed out loud for so long. Surely this cannot be real. There are comedians worldwide who would cut their right arm off (and all their pubes) for material this funny.
I find that a lot of women relax and open themselves up to me with the right persuasion (and a bottle of Roophies!) 
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Now, the Bible speaks nothing about this issue. It neither endorses it, nor prohibits it. However, we should look at certain aspects to see whether this is good or not for her to do...
1. As mentioned earlier in the thread, Muslims do it. Why would you want to emulate a terrorist?
2. Many men prefer a totally bald mons veneris because they have pedophiliac fantasies of young pre-pubescent girls. Surely you don't want to be lumped into that category.
3. By shaving, she is spending time with her fingers down near her woman-flower unnecessarily. The only time a woman's fingers should be anywhere near there are when she either goes to the bathroom, showers, or readies herself to receive her husband's turgid member.
If you would like, I could talk to your wife one-on-one. Sometimes women are more at ease with a pastor than their own husbands and might relax and open herself up to me.
1. As mentioned earlier in the thread, Muslims do it. Why would you want to emulate a terrorist?
2. Many men prefer a totally bald mons veneris because they have pedophiliac fantasies of young pre-pubescent girls. Surely you don't want to be lumped into that category.
3. By shaving, she is spending time with her fingers down near her woman-flower unnecessarily. The only time a woman's fingers should be anywhere near there are when she either goes to the bathroom, showers, or readies herself to receive her husband's turgid member.
If you would like, I could talk to your wife one-on-one. Sometimes women are more at ease with a pastor than their own husbands and might relax and open herself up to me.
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01 May 2010, 02:42 PM
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Even better...
Originally Posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino
My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140
01 May 2010, 02:44 PM
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They live for trolls. It's a giant wind up, very amusing and very disturbing when you consider that in the USA these sort of beliefs are being more prevelant.
One of the "pastors" has a signature that is a photo of former vice president Dick Cheney with the tag line "Jesus loves Dick".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
One of the "pastors" has a signature that is a photo of former vice president Dick Cheney with the tag line "Jesus loves Dick".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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Now that snet has stopped having a fussy fit 4can hackers did the same on some religious sect infact the biggest in the USA and hacked into someones facebook account and she was saying she took it up the oxo and loved it.
All her stupid bible bashing chums/family where on face fvck were very shocked
I will find it and post it
All her stupid bible bashing chums/family where on face fvck were very shocked
I will find it and post it
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I have never laughed out loud for so long. Surely this cannot be real. There are comedians worldwide who would cut their right arm off (and all their pubes) for material this funny.
I find that a lot of women relax and open themselves up to me with the right persuasion (and a bottle of Roophies!)
I find that a lot of women relax and open themselves up to me with the right persuasion (and a bottle of Roophies!)
Compulsive reading.
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