how to sell your car.....not!!!
08 April 2010, 09:53 PM
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how to sell your car.....not!!!
just seen this advert on pistonheads(yes i know its not a scooby),what a muppet.really like the burnout picture and the spelling.
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/det...ction=bookmark
08 April 2010, 10:02 PM
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So whats wront wiv "HARF LETHER"
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Despite the name of the owner I'd expect one of the pictures to show a mosque in the background
08 April 2010, 10:15 PM
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How the hell do you spell 'LACQUER' correctly ....... yet write, "VERY TIDY CONDISHON?"
FPMSL ..... "THE ONLY FING RONG" "NT THAT BAD THOW"
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Just thought ... he probably realised he didn't know how to spell Lacquer ..... so, looked it up in the dictionary!!!!!!
But he was all right wiff evrythink els
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Hey folks, don't forget it has full coil-overs - better than half ones I guess
08 April 2010, 10:23 PM
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Real good idea selling your car while showing a pic of it doing a burn out ha ha
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08 April 2010, 10:30 PM
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Joking aside ... the really funny thing is - it's had a re-map
What a tool
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So whats wront wiv "HARF LETHER"
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Despite the name of the owner I'd expect one of the pictures to show a mosque in the background
I bet you were disappointed.
09 April 2010, 08:15 AM
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The spelling is appalling, glad to see my taxes are being well spent on education in this country - do teachers claim for second homes too
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Despite the name of the owner I'd expect one of the pictures to show a mosque in the background
Not sure about a mosque, but his middle name is Wan
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The spelling is appalling, glad to see my taxes are being well spent on education in this country - do teachers claim for second homes too
You can't lay all the blame at the teacher's feet. As the saying goes 'you can lead a horse to water but...' I prefer to say 'never teach a pig to dance, it will frustrate you and irritate the pig'.
09 April 2010, 08:31 AM
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You can't lay all the blame at the teacher's feet. As the saying goes 'you can lead a horse to water but...' I prefer to say 'never teach a pig to dance, it will frustrate you and irritate the pig'.
The parents can be just as much to blame, but some teachers are just as disinterested thinking that they are fighting a losing battle - there's a lot of factors, but it's just easier to blame one
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True Jon but methinks we're digressing here, this is a subject worthy of it's own thread.
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True Jon but methinks we're digressing here, this is a subject worthy of it's own thread.
And one that hes been done if my memory serves me, anyway, back to Wan and his sales technique
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I'm soooo tempted to ring him...
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I'm soooo tempted to ring him...
You should, and record it
Then post the call on here
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It's even got a 'I've never been to the Nurburgring' sticker on the back ! Quality !
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I thought the whole ad was very descriptive! It would certainly get people to spend a bit of time poring over it.
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Oh Lord... he has another car for sale:
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1623011.htm
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nice little 106 quicksilver in good condishon with 12 months mot. no tax but can sort it out for the right price. the car is in very good condishon the engine is mint and is very nippy for a little 1.4 the interera is in very good condishon to. runs fine looks fine go's fine its a good honest little car .
Love the last line....
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I am going to make an offer for both cars and maybe throw in 'half-ounce of green and a six pack of Stella to 'sweeten' the deal!'
What a plank.
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TBH it is genius marketing........
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That pic of the tyres smoking is bound to get people interested!
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08 April 2010, 09:53 PM
how to sell your car.....not!!!
just seen this advert on pistonheads(yes i know its not a scooby),what a muppet.really like the burnout picture and the spelling.
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