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01 January 2010, 10:05 PM
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Came out of the bar today and as I was waliking down I saw a group of kids about 11/12 years old having a snow ball fight. You know your in trouble when you see this as I was on my own 
I reach the lads and guess what? They ask me if I want a snowball fight? Obviously I can't be aresed be they can 
The funny thing is, is that when they decide to pelt me with snowballs I only have say 100yards to reach the pub. Three kids trying thier best and me walking casually and they stll can't hit me They even run within say 10ft of me but then I run at them and they still can't hit me When I finally made it to the door I make one snowball and throw it at them and I miss one of them by inches! Damn. I was in the bar for say two beers and when I came out the little ***** are still there trying to get me and still as hopeless I'm sure when I was younger I would of hit an older man with one shot. Is the lack of snow turning our young children into usless gay kids who can't throw a snowball which I never once called trhem when they couldn't hit me
I reach the lads and guess what? They ask me if I want a snowball fight? Obviously I can't be aresed be they can The funny thing is, is that when they decide to pelt me with snowballs I only have say 100yards to reach the pub. Three kids trying thier best and me walking casually and they stll can't hit me They even run within say 10ft of me but then I run at them and they still can't hit me When I finally made it to the door I make one snowball and throw it at them and I miss one of them by inches! Damn. I was in the bar for say two beers and when I came out the little ***** are still there trying to get me and still as hopeless I'm sure when I was younger I would of hit an older man with one shot. Is the lack of snow turning our young children into usless gay kids who can't throw a snowball which I never once called trhem when they couldn't hit me
01 January 2010, 10:13 PM
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i think it could be to do with you being some sort of imortal steve
i remember a rolling road day when you turned up
having driven many miles
when they checked the oil dipstick
sometimes you is lucky, sometimes you aint
i remember a rolling road day when you turned up
having driven many miles
when they checked the oil dipstick
sometimes you is lucky, sometimes you aint
01 January 2010, 10:28 PM
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That must of been many moons ago at "torque of the devil"?? Not that I can understand what a rolling road from say 3 years ago has to do with this ??? Can't say I can remeber you but If ou can post a link of your face I'm sure it will come back to me
I think its more down to there being no snow anymore so kids can't get any practice 
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That must of been many moons ago at "torque of the devil"?? Not that I can understand what a rolling road from say 3 years ago has to do with this ??? Can't say I can remeber you but If ou can post a link of your face I'm sure it will come back to me
I think its more down to there being no snow anymore so kids can't get any practice
I think its more down to there being no snow anymore so kids can't get any practice v5 man, bottomfeeder, maggy and the like
mine was the 03 sti running 360 with budgie on the window
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01 January 2010, 10:42 PM
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steve i dont think its anything to do with the lack of snow nowadays.its that you geordys are getting a little softer.now if you happened to be walking to the pub by yourself down here, they would have given you 5 seconds before you got the red dot of a laser sight from a 9mm on your forehead.
01 January 2010, 10:46 PM
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Arf it was soo funny, they were trying thier best to get me and not one could hit me. They did get very cocky with running right next to me but a pretend run at them sorted that out Even if they had of caught me there wqas **** all I could of done as what can you do to kids that age for being kids I probably did the same when I was thier age as well. I doubt you can remember that far back but you know what I mean
Even if they had of caught me there wqas **** all I could of done as what can you do to kids that age for being kids I probably did the same when I was thier age as well. I doubt you can remember that far back but you know what I mean
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Arf it was soo funny, they were trying thier best to get me and not one could hit me. They did get very cocky with running right next to me but a pretend run at them sorted that out Even if they had of caught me there wqas **** all I could of done as what can you do to kids that age for being kids I probably did the same when I was thier age as well. I doubt you can remember that far back but you know what I mean
Even if they had of caught me there wqas **** all I could of done as what can you do to kids that age for being kids I probably did the same when I was thier age as well. I doubt you can remember that far back but you know what I mean
02 January 2010, 09:48 AM
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Lets hope one of the kids does not sign up and post something along the lines of
"we chased this old bloke down the road, tripped him over and scrubbed his face GOOD! "
"we chased this old bloke down the road, tripped him over and scrubbed his face GOOD! "
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Came out of the bar today and as I was waliking down I saw a group of kids about 11/12 years old having a snow ball fight. You know your in trouble when you see this as I was on my own I reach the lads and guess what? They ask me if I want a snowball fight? Obviously I can't be aresed be they can The funny thing is, is that when they decide to pelt me with snowballs I only have say 100yards to reach the pub. Three kids trying thier best and me walking casually and they stll can't hit me They even run within say 10ft of me but then I run at them and they still can't hit me When I finally made it to the door I make one snowball and throw it at them and I miss one of them by inches! Damn. I was in the bar for say two beers and when I came out the little ***** are still there trying to get me and still as hopeless I'm sure when I was younger I would of hit an older man with one shot. Is the lack of snow turning our young children into usless gay kids who can't throw a snowball which I never once called trhem when they couldn't hit me
I reach the lads and guess what? They ask me if I want a snowball fight? Obviously I can't be aresed be they can The funny thing is, is that when they decide to pelt me with snowballs I only have say 100yards to reach the pub. Three kids trying thier best and me walking casually and they stll can't hit me They even run within say 10ft of me but then I run at them and they still can't hit me When I finally made it to the door I make one snowball and throw it at them and I miss one of them by inches! Damn. I was in the bar for say two beers and when I came out the little ***** are still there trying to get me and still as hopeless I'm sure when I was younger I would of hit an older man with one shot. Is the lack of snow turning our young children into usless gay kids who can't throw a snowball which I never once called trhem when they couldn't hit me
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if you did hit them with one they would probably stab you for it anyway!! then say you started it,get off free and you would get banged up!
f***ing country!!!
f***ing country!!!
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