SunnySideUp

Walked home from my Xmas bash this evening, after quite a few pints

Needed to walk as my lift was snowed in and no vehicle was moving ....

Anyway, cold and cheesed off at the 2 mile walk I had to walk over a field near my house .... about 15 teenagers were hanging about in a gang - a few snowballs came my way (of course!) and one hit me.

I turned and asked the thrower to come and throw one close to me so I could respond .... of course, all I got was abuse and a 15 teenager back-off.

When I went around the corner of the field a snowball hit the bag I was carrying - quite a good shot, actually! ...... but, of course my back was turned - I ignored it and carried on.

Should I have:-

a. Thrown a barage back and got pelted by all of them

b. Hunted down the single ****** and rubbed his face in it

c. Gone around the field and sneaked up behind them and took the lot of them out

d. Carried on going home without doing anything - bar shouting for the toughest one to come face me

e. Curled up and cried like a baby

apples24

iTrader: (1)

i would personally go home, get my scream mask and cloak on, grab the fake shiney knife that came with it walk back and charge at them

mystery_machine

iTrader: (1)

I think E would be the safest option

GlesgaKiss

Curl up and cry like a baby.

That's what I think you should have done of course, not what I would suggest anyone else does.

g7prs

iTrader: (5)

F. went round the corner and made up a batch of yellow snow ***** and flung them.

belliott69

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gone home found out an old army jacket and trousers, war painted your face and rambo style taken them down one by one.

r32

Yes, you probably need to dedicate the rest of your life to hunting each one down and despatching them in a long painful way.

scoobymad555

iTrader: (1)

+1 !!!!

Dunk

iTrader: (1)

You're lucky they weren't petrol bombs in Tadley

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The Dogs B******s

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TopBanana

I'd have just thrown a few back

SunnySideUp

Yup ..... last year they were stones encased in ice!!!

dpb

Taken their names and numbers down and submitted a written compliant to the parents



This is your usual style lol

Steve vRS

Do you have a chainsaw?

Butt naked, wife's make-up on, chainsaw revving. ~Job done.

Or get home and have a Baileys

Steve

LC Geezer

Gone home and got the Hummer, driven after them, and threatened them with a handgun.

Cop pulls gun in snowball fight | The Sun |News

Tidgy

was gone say draw a gun on them, like they do in the us, but got beaten to it lol

Xx-IAN-xX

Snd a letter to flash complaining

j4ckos mate

ive got a good answer



have a **** on the snow, mound it up and make into a yellow snowball, and lob it, they will laff and runa mile as well.

g7prs

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( check post 5 )

Leslie

You should have laughed and joined in the fun instead of being a miserable old Grump!

Les

mr_D

iTrader: (12)

i think you should of taken the back route. there was 15 teenage boys to choose from

hodgy0_2

get a posse together and hunt them all down like dogs, when caught, deliver sweet and righteous justice to them -- and their families (let no one live)

or maybe send them on a week long tax payer funded trip to Lapland -- so thay can be taught to respect snow etc etc - ad infinitum