robby

just watched 10 mins of this crap tonight and it took me 9 mins to recognise jordan - wtf has she done to her face? looks as though she's wearing a gum shield
she kept her hand over her mouth to cover it but it looks worse than leslie ashes.....

Luminous

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Jordan lost the plot a long time ago. She used to attractive and show her intelligence. Shame that she has found to get greater success she has to basically become a chav

cossie-nutter

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Jordan is such a ******* Tramp it's unreal! We got rid of Jade Goodie but s wish it was Jordan now! Maybe the Grim Reaper will be nice this x mas and give me my wish!

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Don't bypass the swear filter please

robby

I'm sure i read in the papers she's getting £340000 to be in this time - WHY???????

f1_fan

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2 reasons I can think of ;-)

Myles

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Dog. End of.

C17RPA

woof woof x2

robby

yeah but kim has bigger ones and their natural

i feel sorry for the insects on that show if they're in a tub with jordans head - animal cruelty

nick172sport

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450.0000

GlesgaKiss

Come on, there was never much intelligence to show. Yes, she uses what she has well, but she isn't exactly anything special... in any sense of the word. If she was ugly to start with she wouldn't be in the good situation she has found herself in now.

Lee247

Love the show. Kim is fantastic

This was Katie before her make up. ( I did feel sorry for her in that task )

urban

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But - remember, she wasn't always like how you see now

Look at this for example
http://www.zeusparadise.com/celebrit...Jordan/001.jpg

Now then, who wouldn't do that - in that position too

TelBoy

I must have been making a cup of tea when this happened

TelBoy

C'mon, Rob. They are natural = they're natural.

Leslie

Whatever she is like now, and so many go that way too, I don't think she deserves to have the wish of death on her!

Les

windyboy

On the way to the jungle she called in LA to get botoxed and her hair and nails done !! I don't think that she got enough done, her face is minging and her lips are bigger tha Mick Jaggers !!!!

Perhaps her and Sam Fox will have a boob fight

windyboy

cossie-nutter

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What do you get a deaf, dumb and blind child for Christmas?

His mum back from I'm a celebrity.

EddScott

Maybe Sam Fox will turn her lezzy. That would be worth watching.

Jordan was in a copy of REVS magazine years ago before the ***** and the name and she was lovely. Shes a media ***** but I would given the chance.

LG John

Jordan is a stupid, ugly, tramp. End of. What makes it so much funnier is that she regards herself as highly intelligent, deeply beautiful and both reserved and selective in her sexual life choices. You can't teach dillusions like that....

fivetide

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Lot of people calling her stupid but anyone else here mind being a few quid behind her?

I don't like her at all, she's an ice queen and i would think a total nightmare to work with but she works in an industry that makes a lot of money from people like her normally then leaves them with nothing.

She has managed to turn herself into a brand and been very successful, she's exploited herself, others haven't exploited her. The success shows by the fact so many people on here are still calling her by the brand name Jordan and not Katie Price.

5t.

Felix.

But she's not earned it has she. She's like that chav tw*t who won the lottery.

Lee247

I noticed she was classed as a "Model and Business Woman" on the show, last night

I thought she was only famous for her pumped up ***** and penchant for getting as many men as she can, while she can

robby

Sorry thinking of ***** make my brain go dizzy

urban

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She was lovely years ago - agreed

However regarding given a chance - I guess you haven't watched her home brew video.
You'd be better off watching a **** movie and having a good ****

EddScott

Akshully I have seen it and it was a let down. Still big **** are big **** and I do like **** so a girl with big **** wins even if she acts like a tit.

As SaxoBoy says, she does have a very high opinion of herself which doesn't really translate very well into real life.

However, there are people out there that see her as a role model. My wife watches the Jordon and Peter bollox and I was shocked at a book signing the number of people praising her and saying what a good role model she is. Utterly stunned by these comments!

What you can't get away from is the fact that she has a developed brand - arguably generated by someone with sense (maybe even herself) employing some good business people to milk her lovely breasts for all they are worth.

Lee247

Edd, sorry mate. But what is lovely about a set of false ****. They look "udderly" ridiculous
She is tiny and with those great big false things on the front, well......

At least Sam Fox's falsies are in proportion to her body

EddScott

Big Macs contain fake meat, but I still eat them.

I must refer you to my first sentence. Its a particularly shallow view but one I must confess I haven't tried very hard to shrug off.

Lee247

Edd, you should be ashamed of yourself





















Big Macs are vile

We shall agree to differ on the falsies

windyboy

Sam Fox's are real AFAIK, they helped me through some difficult teenage years, they used to be 36dd but they may have gone south for the winter.





sam fox - Google Images

windyboy

hodgy0_2

I had the misfortune to catch 30 secs of it

I had to laugh when the camera pointed to a bloke -- and the caption said

"Ex HollyOaks Actor"