do you read on the pot?
16 September 2009, 05:19 PM
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I just sit and let rip and blow the brown bullets out. And i have the window open and make
screaming noises. And then i go down stairs and re-wind the CCTV tape to look at the
reaction on peoples faces when they go by and hear my screams
screaming noises. And then i go down stairs and re-wind the CCTV tape to look at the
reaction on peoples faces when they go by and hear my screams
16 September 2009, 05:36 PM
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My current reading whilst pooing is the Haynes service manual for the 205 
Last week it was one of the Mrs' Take A Breaks
Next week it may be my works pension scheme. One paragraph at a time...
Didn't someone once say we all do three things in life... We all cry, we all die, and we all take painful *****
Last week it was one of the Mrs' Take A Breaks
Next week it may be my works pension scheme. One paragraph at a time...
Didn't someone once say we all do three things in life... We all cry, we all die, and we all take painful *****
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16 September 2009, 06:12 PM
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When my now grown up son was about two I took his potty into the garden one sunny day and took a picture of him reading Men Only (or something similar). I thought it might be useful background material for say the best man's speech if he ever gets married.........
16 September 2009, 07:15 PM
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Reading on the pot is one of lifes true pleasures.
Sometimes I've even taken my guitar in there. The acoustics are lovely in the pooping room!
16 September 2009, 07:20 PM
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Books, magazines, iPhone, shampoo bottles, labels on towels. Can't poop without reading. It's no coincedence that the first wireless access point we installed at work was by the bog
16 September 2009, 07:23 PM
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I always read on the Bog.
Nothing better than coming home on a Friday night after work and finding the latest issue of "Evo" in the letter Box.
Get a Beer out of the Fridge then proceed to sit on the Bog for 30 mins reading Evo while supping a Beer.
Nothing better than coming home on a Friday night after work and finding the latest issue of "Evo" in the letter Box.
Get a Beer out of the Fridge then proceed to sit on the Bog for 30 mins reading Evo while supping a Beer.
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16 September 2009, 07:26 PM
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taken my laptop a couple of times or taken a car magazine ,it is the only place in a house you can have time alone as no one wants to smell the contents of my bowls 
16 September 2009, 08:10 PM
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I have a selection of mags sat on the cistern, much to the consternation of the wife, Evo, Banzai, Japanese Performance, Mens Health (one gay mag out of four aint bad!)
16 September 2009, 08:37 PM
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Its the only reason the printed Auto Trader still exists, though a full perusal of Prestige Marques, Sports and Performance etc can result in a rather crusty hoop and possibly even ending up needing another poo having been there so long.
I have that mild panic when I realise I have left it a bit long and my **** is at critical mass and still have no reading material, hunting high (not low, that could end badly) for something whilst letting out a bit of back pressure that buys a few seconds, always a gamble but otherwise its a poo without entertainment, my Ipod touch is good as the missus objects to the laptop going in with me as it may be infected with fecal material even though I sit down use it and then put the laptop down before taking care of business but thats women for you.
I have that mild panic when I realise I have left it a bit long and my **** is at critical mass and still have no reading material, hunting high (not low, that could end badly) for something whilst letting out a bit of back pressure that buys a few seconds, always a gamble but otherwise its a poo without entertainment, my Ipod touch is good as the missus objects to the laptop going in with me as it may be infected with fecal material even though I sit down use it and then put the laptop down before taking care of business but thats women for you.
17 September 2009, 11:44 AM
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I keep a copy of this near the khazi: The Ultimate Loo Book by Mitchell Symons (9780552159869) - Books at Borders 
17 September 2009, 12:00 PM
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Always read when on the throne. I have a couple of JC books to hand or failing that some geeky puter magazine. Nothing like sitting down, taking your time and catching up on some reading. I think most people who read on the toilet are the same people who cant read for long in bed as you fall alseep.
It becomes such an obsession or way of life, that in visiting public toilets or friends houses (if you are bloke and you cant **** in your mates house then you have issues ) that it is terribly boring if there is nothing to peruse 
It becomes such an obsession or way of life, that in visiting public toilets or friends houses (if you are bloke and you cant **** in your mates house then you have issues
) that it is terribly boring if there is nothing to peruse
17 September 2009, 12:03 PM
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When I need to go for a dump it's not in anticipation but because I need to go. Must be in and out the kazi in a couple of minutes. What on earth do you lot go to the loo for if you don't actually need to go right then? I'd rather sit and read on the sofa or at my desk and go to the loo when I need to go instead of sit in some smelly bog reading whilst waiting for something to happen 
17 September 2009, 12:19 PM
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When I need to go for a dump it's not in anticipation but because I need to go. Must be in and out the kazi in a couple of minutes. What on earth do you lot go to the loo for if you don't actually need to go right then? I'd rather sit and read on the sofa or at my desk and go to the loo when I need to go instead of sit in some smelly bog reading whilst waiting for something to happen
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