Sexist Joke for men
11 March 2002, 03:31 PM
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17 things the perfect girlfriend would say:
1. I'll swallow it all - I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny.
4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good **** film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to blow you soon I'll kill myself!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch you and your mates watch sport and serve the beers to you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to the **** channels.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girl friend?
11. Let's go shopping so you can look at the women's asses.
12. I love it when you play sport on Saturday - I just wish you had time to play on Sunday too!
13. Darling, our new neighbour's daughter is sun bathing again - come see!
14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
15. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself some new gadgets.
16. That was a great fart! Do another one.
17. I signed up for Yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
1. I'll swallow it all - I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny.
4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good **** film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to blow you soon I'll kill myself!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch you and your mates watch sport and serve the beers to you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to the **** channels.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girl friend?
11. Let's go shopping so you can look at the women's asses.
12. I love it when you play sport on Saturday - I just wish you had time to play on Sunday too!
13. Darling, our new neighbour's daughter is sun bathing again - come see!
14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
15. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself some new gadgets.
16. That was a great fart! Do another one.
17. I signed up for Yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
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12 March 2002, 10:21 AM
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ONE FOR THE GIRLS.........
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Joan.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Joan.
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