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Old 22 May 2009, 01:28 PM
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Default Stupid, old joke.............

Two blokes are standing outside the window of Burtons' Menswear, staring in at the display.

The first one says, "If you could have any of those suits, which would you have?"

The second replies, "There. That's the one I'd get."

And a cyclops jumped out and smacked him

Think about it..................
Old 22 May 2009, 02:02 PM
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Very good














(I expect. If I could just understand it........)
Old 22 May 2009, 02:07 PM
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LOL! Not just me then!!!

WTF?
Old 22 May 2009, 02:09 PM
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I don't get it

Old 22 May 2009, 02:13 PM
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One eyed get...
Old 22 May 2009, 02:15 PM
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Aaahhh

Old 22 May 2009, 02:18 PM
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Took me ten minutes but I got there.... Very good!!!

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Old 22 May 2009, 02:27 PM
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30 minutes for me!


Actually... It's not funny
Old 22 May 2009, 02:34 PM
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Please explain!!
Old 22 May 2009, 02:35 PM
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Makes more sense if you imagine the guys talking in old school RAF accents. And imagine a ! after the second mans sentence.
Old 22 May 2009, 02:37 PM
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AH!!
Old 22 May 2009, 04:04 PM
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I bet that could be funny, when I get it! I'll ask Mrs Leslie, she used to be a code buster.

Les
Old 22 May 2009, 06:15 PM
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FGS, that is dreadful TT
Swiss, your job is safe
Old 22 May 2009, 06:30 PM
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reads better than you tells 'em.

Luckily he's on his way to france, thank ****!
Old 22 May 2009, 07:29 PM
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As per his other thread....

I blame the medication !

LOL

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Old 23 May 2009, 11:28 AM
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I think its a big con. Even Mrs Leslie can't work it out!

Les
Old 23 May 2009, 07:52 PM
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it was reasnoably funny up to the point when you said, "think about it".
Old 23 May 2009, 08:58 PM
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Asphincter says What?
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