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Old 30 April 2009, 01:53 PM
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I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!



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Old 30 April 2009, 02:14 PM
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I think actually contracting Swine flu would be funnier than that post.
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Old 30 April 2009, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!



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My old man actually took the trouble to point that joke out to me in the Sun this morning ...... Glad you're sorry about it!!

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Old 30 April 2009, 03:13 PM
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When I rang it seemed like they took weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks to answer
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Old 01 May 2009, 08:54 AM
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When the answered 'Pig Flew Hotline' I thought I had got through to the Flying Cops
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Old 01 May 2009, 12:48 PM
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thought the pig flew hot line was 999?
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Old 01 May 2009, 01:01 PM
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go to Sickipedia it has all the swine flu jokes. that one is very SIAL
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!



Sorry
At least you have the conscience to apologise. I expect more from you, maybe you had a bad day though!

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. I expect more from you,

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I don't.

Sun reading moron.


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my mate worked for the smaritans once, he rang in sick one Monday morning

bstard talked him out if it
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
my mate worked for the smaritans once, he rang in sick one Monday morning

bstard talked him out if it
Now thats good!

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