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SunnySideUp 30 April 2009 01:53 PM

Has Anyone Contacted The Swine Flu Helpline Yet?
 
I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!

:lol1:

Sorry :D

stilover 30 April 2009 02:14 PM

I think actually contracting Swine flu would be funnier than that post.

hutton_d 30 April 2009 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by SunnySideUp (Post 8674530)
I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!

:lol1:

Sorry :D

My old man actually took the trouble to point that joke out to me in the Sun this morning ...... Glad you're sorry about it!! :D

Dave

Coffin Dodger 30 April 2009 03:13 PM

When I rang it seemed like they took weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks to answer :rolleyes:

SunnySideUp 01 May 2009 08:54 AM

When the answered 'Pig Flew Hotline' I thought I had got through to the Flying Cops :D

Tidgy 01 May 2009 12:48 PM

thought the pig flew hot line was 999?

bigsinky 01 May 2009 01:01 PM

go to Sickipedia it has all the swine flu jokes. that one is very SIAL :rolleyes:

Leslie 01 May 2009 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by SunnySideUp (Post 8674530)
I woke with coughing and sneezing ...

Saw the freefone number on the news item ...

Gave them a call ...

After waiting for 30 minutes ...

It was answered ...

All I got was a lot of crackling!!

:lol1:

Sorry :D

At least you have the conscience to apologise. I expect more from you, maybe you had a bad day though!

Les :D

unclebuck 01 May 2009 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 8676683)
. I expect more from you,

Les

I don't.

Sun reading moron.


:idea:

hodgy0_2 01 May 2009 02:27 PM

my mate worked for the smaritans once, he rang in sick one Monday morning

bstard talked him out if it

Leslie 01 May 2009 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by hodgy0_2 (Post 8676873)
my mate worked for the smaritans once, he rang in sick one Monday morning

bstard talked him out if it

Now thats good!

Les :D


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