if a bloke could have sex when he wanted....
if a bloke could have sex when he wanted....
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27 March 2009, 09:05 PM
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Trouble is the urges come at random times, in meetings, when in the car, usually when the kids are in bed and everything is done for the day you end up too knackered and can only manage a Danglewank (tm)....
27 March 2009, 09:14 PM
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Once in the morning, and twice at night,
Keeps a man healthy, wealthy and bright.
Or in my case...
Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon
Keeps a man healthy, wealthy and bright.
Or in my case...
Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon
27 March 2009, 09:27 PM
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27 March 2009, 09:30 PM
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It is a new concept we have invented (after much research) in the arena of Gentlemens erotic entertainment, (copyright J4CKO 2009), what happens in a lady assumes the role of a kind of Organic Fisher Price activity centre and the rest I leave to your imagination....
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
27 March 2009, 09:36 PM
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I read that a man's beard grows proportionally (over the nomal rate) to the amount of sex that he thinks about.
Basically, your beard grows as usual but if you're thinking about how you would plow all the women that passed you on the street today and every other day, hey presto:
Basically, your beard grows as usual but if you're thinking about how you would plow all the women that passed you on the street today and every other day, hey presto:
27 March 2009, 09:59 PM
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It is a new concept we have invented (after much research) in the arena of Gentlemens erotic entertainment, (copyright J4CKO 2009), what happens in a lady assumes the role of a kind of Organic Fisher Price activity centre and the rest I leave to your imagination....
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
27 March 2009, 10:02 PM
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I bet at your age Pete you have sex on a sunday and *** on a wednesday .
I would like it once in the morning and then at night! but that only happens at weekends these days
.I would like it once in the morning and then at night! but that only happens at weekends these days
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27 March 2009, 10:03 PM
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27 March 2009, 10:28 PM
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27 March 2009, 10:54 PM
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