if a bloke could have sex when he wanted....
 

how often would that be? :wonder:

Once a day:thumb:

As often as possible and preferably with a different woman each time!

I told you I am not available atm ;)

Is that it? :p


Your hoping :D

Ok,,,,,,twice:D

the olny time blokes think about doing it twice is just before they have finnished the first go:D then fall asleep:luxhello:

Trouble is the urges come at random times, in meetings, when in the car, usually when the kids are in bed and everything is done for the day you end up too knackered and can only manage a Danglewank (tm)....

I wish someone had asked me that a couple of years ago! :lol1::lol1:

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I am pmsl, what is a dangle wank? :lol1:

Once in the morning, and twice at night,
Keeps a man healthy, wealthy and bright.

Or in my case...

Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon :mad: :razz:

Once a day suits me like

Every 5mins. Short and sweet. And that's how often I think about it :)

Tell you what - When im on holiday i need sex every 5 mins lol not sure why - Must me the heat as up in scotland its rfeezing all the time haha

squaresy it's a bit like a double dragback.

check out roger's profanisaurus

HTH

sinky

At my age, once a month is a challenge and quite an achievement!!

It is a new concept we have invented (after much research) in the arena of Gentlemens erotic entertainment, (copyright J4CKO 2009), what happens in a lady assumes the role of a kind of Organic Fisher Price activity centre and the rest I leave to your imagination....

You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.

I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples :D

I read that a man's beard grows proportionally (over the nomal rate) to the amount of sex that he thinks about.

Basically, your beard grows as usual but if you're thinking about how you would plow all the women that passed you on the street today and every other day, hey presto:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/hopeplf1.gif


:lol1::lol1::lol1:

For you or the lucky victim ?

hahahahaa:lol::lol:

i reckon every other day is about right, prerferably with someone else

well dont knock on my door andrea wont give you one

Other than me ?

I bet at your age Pete you have sex on a sunday and cum on a wednesday :D.


I would like it once in the morning and then at night! but that only happens at weekends these days :mad:

That would be very inappropriate knocking on my best mates door, asking a for a Danglewank (tm) from his wife !













































I just go to the shop, its on the price list.....

Yes. There is an ancient Chinese Proverb "Man who want to cum twice, hasn't cum once .. "

Steve

Wise words indeed, don't get a Chinese from the takeaway near where Steve lives.

A bloke CAN have sex whenever he wants.

It's just not always with someone else involved is all......

WRONG !

Wimmins can have sex whenever they want, men can only (legally) have it when bloody foofing wimmins say they can :mad:

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