That would be a Fecal Matter....
26 March 2009, 09:57 PM
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That would be a Fecal Matter....
Kids, don't you just love them !
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
26 March 2009, 10:32 PM
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I remember my little sister doing exactly the same for me many many years ago......
The real trauma came when I had to share a room with her and she had lovely Magic Roundabout wallpaper......never been the same since
We don't have the same problem - we sgtopped at one sprog (or should I say ;we got perfect first time!!!)
The real trauma came when I had to share a room with her and she had lovely Magic Roundabout wallpaper......never been the same since
We don't have the same problem - we sgtopped at one sprog (or should I say ;we got perfect first time!!!)
27 March 2009, 02:45 AM
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Kids, don't you just love them !
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
27 March 2009, 05:42 AM
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Kids, don't you just love them !
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
I think bath sharing in our house has come to an end, little un is out doing his school play, middle went in first and appears to have done a "Lumpy Trump", eldest gets in, has a bath and then has a "Caddyshack" moment, he spotted the pea sized tag nut in the bath so was not happy, thought he was going to kill middle, absolutely livid.
This has been going on for half an hour, bath disinfected and he has had a shower but still ranting at middle "Its Disgusting", it doesn't help when he shouts down and my wife shouts in a "Mr Hanky" voice "Hi de Hiii" and told her to p1ss off ! so I told him not to be a Little Bathturd and told him he should always flush the bath when he was done and to be sure to use the bath which is the big warm one, the small cold one is the toilet.
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