..... for deserving causes and the money is desperately needed and almost certainly spent fairly efficiently etc etc etc.

But won't I be glad when Comic Relief is over. Quite why I should laugh at some overweight kid chundering along the pavement on a Space Hopper to get to school is beyond me. Oh well.

Sorry

dl

 

You fail at title writing.

 

I'm sure i'm not alone but this one day of the year when I do not donate to charity.

 

I bought my son a red nose and sponsored him to walk round the playground.

I've done my bit and refuse to watch a whole night's worth of Sh*te telly!

 

I hate it, a bunch of overly rich ***** telling me to give up my money ****s me off

 

Good job the mods are helpful

 

This thread title now comes to you with added 'They'

 

Thank you nice mods

d

 

David, that'll be £20 to Comic Relief for the changes

 

I would make him take a nekid pic of himself and add it to the scoobynet banner for comic relief

 

Sorry my PC has crashed so I was unable to read posts 9 & 10

I think they should liven the show up a bit by, for example, by kidnapping Sir Fred Goodwin.

Then borrow some Guantanamo ******** Tweekers from MI5 and "persuade" Goodwin to write out an irrevocable Standing Order for say £649,999 per year to Comic Relief. Would be good entertainment. I'd suggest Rick Mayall as the persuader.

dl

 

whatever



Did anyone watch the Apprentice Comic Relief last night?


I didn't realise Jonathon Woss was such a tit

 

It all look quite self masturbatory to me, why don’t they cancel it and just give all the production costs to charity instead – prob reach more than the 40 million raised

shipping 20 fvckwit celebs up mt Kilamanjaro doesnt come cheap

(although I would do Cheryl Cole)

now where is my glass of prosecco

 

I was thinking the same, Jonathan Ross on 2 million a year for a being a smug tosser (ok, he is sometimes slight funny) that is creepy with female guests pleading me to hand over cash, ok, will donate a tenner as long as I don't have to watch Lenny Henry with small black skinny kids, the juxtaposition there reminds me of the fact that starving kids are funnier than Lenny Henry.

 

Good job a major telecom provider paid for them to go then...and to Gary Barlow for renting a private jet for the last bit of the flight.

 

I agree. Let's see them getting their hands in their pockets ! If they open their wallets I'll tell a few jokes and make people laugh !!!

 

...so why not get the MTP to donate the money directly to charity and GB avoid some carbon footprint by staying at home - but more importantly, leave the Z-list "celebs" to their appropriate obscurity?

mb

 

the pathos of all this is that the money talked about is peanuts in relation to the help it gives

and yet we've spent trillions subsidising the mooring fees of bankers yachts harboured in Monaco

 

It costs 2k to climb kilimanjoro. So, 20 Z list celebs X 2k = 40k.

Radio 1 alone raised 1.5 million the last I heard.

I'd happily climb the mountain if I knew I could turn a similar "profit".