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Old 10 March 2009, 12:26 PM
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The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys | Cracked.com

Probably not safe for work, although there is no nudity or anything explicit. Well, we are talking sex toys, but not in action ...

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Old 10 March 2009, 01:18 PM
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The cone thing is crap and very loud, metal speculums can be too cold and plastic ones cost a few pence.

Like the periscope thing and fisting mit - stops your hand having that wrinkly just got out the bath feel to them.

I've seen much much worse.
Old 10 March 2009, 01:40 PM
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I just found the descriptions quite funny.

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The only 'disturbing' thing is the thing with the moustache. Otherwise that is a pretty tame bunch. The tongue vibrator even appeared on Heston Blumenthal's program last week for vibrating jelly. The 'Prince's wand' or Urethral Sound to give it its proper name is only really disturbing once you add the electro attachments and crank it up.
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lol @ chastitty belts,

an ex tried get me to wear one of those lol along with them gates of hell..

i tied her up and made her say sorry for even asking lol that page actually made me laugh she was a wild girl
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http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...ys/cushion.jpg


Did you happen to have a Space Hopper when you were a kid? And were you hoping someone could make your childhood memories of that toy disturbed and traumatic? Today is your lucky day.

This delightful little inflatable foot stool is designed with a flat bottom, so no more falling down and breaking bones then having to call the EMTs and explain you were just dusting when you slipped and somehow got this jammed in your nether regions.


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lol at Fisting Mitt !!!! - i dont even want to open that web page up lol

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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
lol at Fisting Mitt !!!! - i dont even want to open that web page up lol

Fisting Mitt, you wouldn't want to be opening 'anything' up lol
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LOL at the baby Jesus butt plug. I mean WTF?
Old 10 March 2009, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by psigeek
LOL at the baby Jesus butt plug. I mean WTF?
my thoughts EXACTLY!!!

Obviously designed by a catholic priest..............................
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I am sorry but

Auto suck

Steve, you always come up with some cracking things to laugh at
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lol, don't know if it's that actual one or a copy, but we made the moulds for a pig tail butt plug and for a 'puppy tail' butt plug aswell. but that just looked like a tadpole

takes all sorts, pays the bills
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^^ quality!
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Do they do a horses tail.....in the same way as a pig tail?
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Do they do a horses tail.....in the same way as a pig tail?
Why? Have you got your credit card out?
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Do they do a horses tail.....in the same way as a pig tail?
not quite, they have long hair impregnated into the latex plug so you can swish the tail around.

****, i really know too much weird **** don't i? i do normal, non weird stuff in my work day aswell
honest
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awesome find lol
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