Joke time - not courtesy of Swiss Tony, for a change!! might be SIAL..?
20 January 2009, 10:46 PM
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Joke time - not courtesy of Swiss Tony, for a change!! might be SIAL..?
A man walks into a chemist and asks the guys behind the counter for some help.
'I'd like to buy a deodorant, please..'
'Ok' says the shop assistant. 'Aerosol or ball..'
'Oh no, just for my armpits!'
Boom Tisch!
'I'd like to buy a deodorant, please..'
'Ok' says the shop assistant. 'Aerosol or ball..'
'Oh no, just for my armpits!'
Boom Tisch!
20 January 2009, 11:09 PM
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20 January 2009, 11:32 PM
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One for you LG. 
Paddy says to Murphy
'Can you help me with this jigsaw, it's meant to be a tiger'
Murphy says
'Put the ****ing frosties back in the box you thick *******'
Disclaimer, this is meant with no offence, I just thought it was funny, and I hold no responsibility if it is old, I haven't heard it before.
Paddy says to Murphy
'Can you help me with this jigsaw, it's meant to be a tiger'
Murphy says
'Put the ****ing frosties back in the box you thick *******'
Disclaimer, this is meant with no offence, I just thought it was funny, and I hold no responsibility if it is old, I haven't heard it before.
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20 January 2009, 11:36 PM
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It wasn't me who posted the shoite joke it was Ginge Minge 
I was just sending the Copper topper my 
But as we are now on the subject you lazy get perhaps it is time for you to start posting rather than being a lazy git your hilarious occasionally funny threads again, you know we love 'em sometimes
I was just sending the Copper topper my But as we are now on the subject you lazy get perhaps it is time for you to start posting rather than being a lazy git your hilarious occasionally funny threads again, you know we love 'em sometimes
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21 January 2009, 08:03 AM
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It wasn't me who posted the shoite joke it was Ginge Minge I was just sending the Copper topper my
But as we are now on the subject you lazy get perhaps it is time for you to start posting rather than being a lazy git your hilarious occasionally funny threads again, you know we love 'em sometimes
I was just sending the Copper topper my But as we are now on the subject you lazy get perhaps it is time for you to start posting rather than being a lazy git your hilarious occasionally funny threads again, you know we love 'em sometimes
We shall see
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YouTube - I like trucking
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21 January 2009, 10:48 AM
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21 January 2009, 12:28 PM
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined
in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a
firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in
her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he
said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped
out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am..'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his ***** in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled
Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again!!!!'
Enjoy!
Dave
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined
in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a
firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in
her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he
said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped
out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am..'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his ***** in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled
Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again!!!!'
Enjoy!
Dave
21 January 2009, 12:59 PM
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Man walked into a chemists and asked the girl behind the counter "Can I have 99 condoms please?" She says "Why don't you make it a hundred?" He replies, "OK I'll see you round the back at half past five."
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