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Old 14 January 2009, 08:46 PM
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Does anyone actually do this as I nearly spat my tea out when the wife suggested this when I work away next.

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Old 14 January 2009, 08:48 PM
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I have done it before, quite a laugh
Just remember to hang up or you will get a very big phone bill


Unless your missus is suggesting that you call up a phone sex chat line when you are away..in which case wehayyyy
Old 14 January 2009, 08:49 PM
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You lucky bugger
Old 14 January 2009, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mog
Does anyone actually do this as I nearly spat my tea out when the wife suggested this when I work away next.

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If your not up for it, she can have my number
Old 14 January 2009, 08:51 PM
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who is she planning on doing this with? does she want my number?
Old 14 January 2009, 08:52 PM
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How's it work then? Do you turn the phone onto vibrate?

What then, take it in turns inserting the phone and calling each other?

Actually....
Old 14 January 2009, 08:53 PM
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Hmmmmm, she is now considering all options !!!!!

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Old 14 January 2009, 08:54 PM
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Phone sex!!! Surely it's impossible to **** a phone
Old 14 January 2009, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mog
Does anyone actually do this as I nearly spat my tea out when the wife suggested this when I work away next.

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lol...sorry had to read it twice i thought i read "wife suggested this when I wan* away next.
Old 14 January 2009, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Phone sex!!! Surely it's impossible to **** a phone

Suggest something to Apple - they'll patent the iSex before you know it.
Old 14 January 2009, 08:57 PM
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No there IS an opening , with a willing assistant , never mind your internet nonsense
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I'm now thinking that she wants to do this while I'm away but I'm not invited.

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Old 14 January 2009, 09:08 PM
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Old 14 January 2009, 09:16 PM
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The wife says he is ok but prob gay....
Old 14 January 2009, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Suggest something to Apple - they'll patent the iSex before you know it.
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Old 14 January 2009, 09:43 PM
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Old 14 January 2009, 10:02 PM
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Old 14 January 2009, 10:04 PM
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had this suggested when the missus went to live down near London for a year


errr no thanks, i will just come down once a month and give you a right good seeing to instead
Old 14 January 2009, 10:11 PM
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PM Ashley Cole.
Old 14 January 2009, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Phone sex!!! Surely it's impossible to **** a phone
Just like that cyber sex nonsense
Old 14 January 2009, 10:26 PM
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Obviously send text messages telling her what I'm going to do to her etc, but never actually sit down and have a phone conversation. Don't have any interest in doing so either.
Old 14 January 2009, 10:36 PM
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Waste of cash IMO! For the price of 1 min you can get a girl in Stockport on a plate with a WKD. And oh yes, she will do whatever you want
Old 14 January 2009, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris.B
Just like that cyber sex nonsense
Bloodninja for the win!
Old 14 January 2009, 10:47 PM
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Same up this way...infact bet it's even easier up here!
Old 14 January 2009, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Bloodninja for the win!
Read a fair bit of his stuff, funny as ****!
Old 14 January 2009, 10:56 PM
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My wife and I tried it but it was very uncomfortable and she kept complaining about the receiver digging into her back.

We've since gone back to bed sex, which I can recommend
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Give it a try, least you have a woman who is trying to keep you interested in her Half the guys on here are lucky to get the real thing once a week I bet
Old 15 January 2009, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt


Give it a try, least you have a woman who is trying to keep you interested in her Half the guys on here are lucky to get the real thing once a week I bet
Once a week? Might as well be a monk. Variety is always good and it does no harm between consenting adults.
Old 15 January 2009, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mog
Does anyone actually do this as I nearly spat my tea out when the wife suggested this when I work away next.

Mog
Had phone/email sex many times.

Phone sex is text sex really. Did it last week.

Had email sex a few times too. Chatted up the temp at work a couple years ago via emails. Started messing around, and progressed onto email sex.

Suggested we do it for real. She said she had a wild side, so called her bluff. Suggested that we go to the girls bogs and have sex. She agreed, and ended having sex at work in our lunch hour a few times a week for the next 5/6 months.
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Originally Posted by jacrobat
Once a week? Might as well be a monk. Variety is always good and it does no harm between consenting adults.
Ahhh but thats why I said half the guys on here, they'll be married so once a week is lucky for them


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