Phone Sex
 

Does anyone actually do this as I nearly spat my tea out when the wife suggested this when I work away next.

Mog

I have done it before, quite a laugh:D
Just remember to hang up or you will get a very big phone bill


Unless your missus is suggesting that you call up a phone sex chat line when you are away..in which case wehayyyy :lol1:

You lucky bugger:norty: :lol1:

If your not up for it, she can have my number :norty:

who is she planning on doing this with? does she want my number? ;)

How's it work then? Do you turn the phone onto vibrate?

What then, take it in turns inserting the phone and calling each other? :eek:

:wonder: Actually.... :thumb: :D :lol1:

Hmmmmm, she is now considering all options !!!!!

mog

Phone sex!!! Surely it's impossible to shag a phone :wonder: ;) :D

lol...sorry had to read it twice i thought i read "wife suggested this when I wan* away next.

Suggest something to Apple - they'll patent the iSex before you know it.

No there IS an opening , with a willing assistant , never mind your internet nonsense :D

I'm now thinking that she wants to do this while I'm away but I'm not invited.

Mog

:wonder: :wonder: :wonder:

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The wife says he is ok but prob gay....

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David Shade / Mark Cunningham

had this suggested when the missus went to live down near London for a year :rolleyes:


errr no thanks, i will just come down once a month and give you a right good seeing to instead :lol1:

PM Ashley Cole.

Just like that cyber sex nonsense :thumb:

Obviously send text messages telling her what I'm going to do to her etc, but never actually sit down and have a phone conversation. Don't have any interest in doing so either.

Waste of cash IMO! For the price of 1 min you can get a girl in Stockport on a plate with a WKD. And oh yes, she will do whatever you want :lol1:

Bloodninja for the win! :lol1:

:lol1: Same up this way...infact bet it's even easier up here!

Read a fair bit of his stuff, funny as fook! :lol1:

My wife and I tried it but it was very uncomfortable and she kept complaining about the receiver digging into her back.

We've since gone back to bed sex, which I can recommend

:lol1:

Give it a try, least you have a woman who is trying to keep you interested in her :thumb: Half the guys on here are lucky to get the real thing once a week I bet :thumb: :lol1:

Once a week? Might as well be a monk. Variety is always good and it does no harm between consenting adults.

Had phone/email sex many times.

Phone sex is text sex really. Did it last week.

Had email sex a few times too. Chatted up the temp at work a couple years ago via emails. Started messing around, and progressed onto email sex.

Suggested we do it for real. She said she had a wild side, so called her bluff. Suggested that we go to the girls bogs and have sex. She agreed, and ended having sex at work in our lunch hour a few times a week for the next 5/6 months. :thumb:

Ahhh but thats why I said half the guys on here, they'll be married so once a week is lucky for them ;)