Is This Acceptable Behaviour?
09 January 2009, 03:55 PM
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Is This Acceptable Behaviour?
Just had an email from one of my work chums (supermarket checkout). Apparently, a couple of the supervisors had to go and clean the loos today, after someone had left fresh poo everywhere.........all over the loo roll! 
AND........wait for it.......... a woman had pulled down her son's trousers and underpants in the fresh food aisle, let him wee on the floor and then just walked off!!!
Is it me?
AND........wait for it.......... a woman had pulled down her son's trousers and underpants in the fresh food aisle, let him wee on the floor and then just walked off!!!
Is it me?
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09 January 2009, 04:02 PM
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covering public toilets with Poo seems to happen quite a lot. Our local supermarket had to start locking the toilets as it was happening every week. My mum also found an old lady smearing poo all over her office toilet. WTF goes through peoples minds.
09 January 2009, 04:04 PM
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Thats why its shut then
09 January 2009, 04:04 PM
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Aren't you a bit old to be having your mother getting your **** out to take a wee?
09 January 2009, 04:08 PM
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Back in the "good ol days" when I worked in retail, a well-dressed lady asked to use the toilets. We didnt have specific customer bogs, but if asked it was policy to let folk use the staff bogs.
The next person into the bogs later on that day found the lady had forsaken the toilet and shat in the sink instead.
Another memorable one was a kid about 10 years old, who smeared ****e all over the walls, floor, mirror etc, then jammed the entire bogroll down the pan which blocked it up nicely. He also blocked the sink with paper hand towels and left the taps running so the place flooded. His parents were aprehended in the shop and argued till blue in the face that their little boy would never have done such a thing, and how dare we try to blame him for the mess!
Animals.
The next person into the bogs later on that day found the lady had forsaken the toilet and shat in the sink instead.
Another memorable one was a kid about 10 years old, who smeared ****e all over the walls, floor, mirror etc, then jammed the entire bogroll down the pan which blocked it up nicely. He also blocked the sink with paper hand towels and left the taps running so the place flooded. His parents were aprehended in the shop and argued till blue in the face that their little boy would never have done such a thing, and how dare we try to blame him for the mess!
Animals.
09 January 2009, 04:09 PM
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Back in the "good ol days" when I worked in retail, a well-dressed lady asked to use the toilets. We didnt have specific customer bogs, but if asked it was policy to let folk use the staff bogs.
The next person into the bogs later on that day found the lady had forsaken the toilet and shat in the sink instead.
Another memorable one was a kid about 10 years old, who smeared ****e all over the walls, floor, mirror etc, then jammed the entire bogroll down the pan which blocked it up nicely. He also blocked the sink with paper hand towels and left the taps running so the place flooded. His parents were aprehended in the shop and argued till blue in the face that their little boy would never have done such a thing, and how dare we try to blame him for the mess!
Animals.
The next person into the bogs later on that day found the lady had forsaken the toilet and shat in the sink instead.
Another memorable one was a kid about 10 years old, who smeared ****e all over the walls, floor, mirror etc, then jammed the entire bogroll down the pan which blocked it up nicely. He also blocked the sink with paper hand towels and left the taps running so the place flooded. His parents were aprehended in the shop and argued till blue in the face that their little boy would never have done such a thing, and how dare we try to blame him for the mess!
Animals.
Jeez!
09 January 2009, 04:17 PM
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When I worked in B&Q about 17 years ago as a student, someone had a poo in one of the display toilets in the bathroom section. The weird thing was it was a saturday afternoon, and the bathroom section wasn't even secluded - it was all open plan with little walls about a meter high. 
My mate Tim had to clean it up.
Oh, and when I worked at a large electronics manufacturing place in Swindon beginning with M, for a while we had a "phantom logger" who was leaving presents in sinks and urinals all over the building. It happened every day for a couple of weeks, then stopped as suddenly as it started.
My mate Tim had to clean it up.
Oh, and when I worked at a large electronics manufacturing place in Swindon beginning with M, for a while we had a "phantom logger" who was leaving presents in sinks and urinals all over the building. It happened every day for a couple of weeks, then stopped as suddenly as it started.
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09 January 2009, 04:22 PM
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I hope it wasnt the lane next to the Horse you mean
, i've slept there a few times
09 January 2009, 04:25 PM
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You were lying there with your mouth wide open, and there was nothing I could do to stop the flow. Sorry!
09 January 2009, 04:26 PM
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That would be one of my nightmares.Waking up sitting on the display toilet in a shop full of people.
Bit like the being naked at a train station.
As for those people.Yak,but...I thought Waitrose wiped your botty for you.La de da
09 January 2009, 04:26 PM
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When I worked in B&Q about 17 years ago as a student, someone had a poo in one of the display toilets in the bathroom section. The weird thing was it was a saturday afternoon, and the bathroom section wasn't even secluded - it was all open plan with little walls about a meter high.
09 January 2009, 04:32 PM
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someone i know who makes no secret of always going commando was once at a checkout (morrisons, in maldon but i can;t give you any more detail or name him!) and squeezed out a chocolate peanut. after he paid, he shook it out of the bottom of his jeans and said to the lady behind the counter "do you know there's a turd down there" and walked off.
it's not just you - i always thought that was a joke until one of his daughters said that she was with him and saw it. never seen a child urinating on a supermarket floor though...not even in china!
it's not just you - i always thought that was a joke until one of his daughters said that she was with him and saw it. never seen a child urinating on a supermarket floor though...not even in china!
09 January 2009, 04:34 PM
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After having people in my family working at Nursing homes I have heard stories of people saving their poo, one lady used to roll it in ***** and hide it behind the radiator....
09 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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Should have made the mother clear it up or fined her !
As for the 'dirty protest' - it may have simply beeen an old person ( iv seen a lot of them Waitrose ) , if it wasnt just someone complaining about the prices
As for the 'dirty protest' - it may have simply beeen an old person ( iv seen a lot of them Waitrose ) , if it wasnt just someone complaining about the prices
09 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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Makes a change from putting essential oils on the radiator I suppose.
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