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Old 09 December 2008, 07:24 AM
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We'll be getting f*ck all of him again this year

He's that tight,he only breathes in,and squeeks when he walks
Old 09 December 2008, 08:08 AM
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Think your self lucky you have a job as come April a new company is taking over where i am and we don't know if we will even have a job!

I work for Serco who have lost the contract! We get **** all out of them in our wages but do get a full on Christmas do! Still tight ****ers though!
Old 09 December 2008, 09:10 AM
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i give my lads 50 quid each
Old 09 December 2008, 09:45 AM
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We are still getting a small bonus this year but thats only due to it being based on last years figures. Its been accounted for so the money is there to be paid. What has been decided is that only 50% will be paid. We've also had to let one person go and have no plans to increase wages for at least 12 months.
Old 09 December 2008, 09:46 AM
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This year's bonus is still having a job!
Old 09 December 2008, 09:51 AM
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My main boss (I have a few jobs) doesn't give bonuses as such, just does nights out and pays for absolutely everything he's quality. Plus he has a mint range rover which he's let me borrow on and off this year

When I worked for Parceline or mcdonalds (When i was young) was the best

@ Mcdonalds we'd get an absolute stinker of a xmas night out fully paid for, plus a full party booked out somewhere also paid for, small bonus aswell at xmas

parceline had a few nights paid for @ xmas, but double wages SO we'd get like 800quid over xmas and two days off really good
Old 09 December 2008, 10:02 AM
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My boss is great.
Attractive, athletic, generous, intelligent.

He's call "me..."
Old 09 December 2008, 10:13 AM
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I got 2 vweeks pay from the company i work for.

My boss is still a c@*t for other reasons though.
Old 09 December 2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
We'll be getting f*ck all of him again this year

He's that tight,he only breathes in,and squeeks when he walks
ROFL at that description, I have known a few like that!

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Old 09 December 2008, 07:37 PM
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Not that many tight b*stards out there then,must just be my boss then
Old 09 December 2008, 07:42 PM
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non xmas related - but an old boss once told me to sharpen the old Stanley knifle blades rather than waste money buying new ones!
Old 09 December 2008, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
We'll be getting f*ck all of him again this year

He's that tight,he only breathes in,and squeeks when he walks
He pays you every week. So why do you think you should get more at xmas???
Old 09 December 2008, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wrx-ian
He pays you every week. So why do you think you should get more at xmas???
Its the thought that counts.
Old 09 December 2008, 08:24 PM
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well i've had 2 pay cuts this year and no pay rise since dec 06 what a boss!!
Old 09 December 2008, 08:29 PM
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I haven't had a pay rise in the last 2 years, and have just had my hours cut by 30% ( I get paid by the hour).

No Christmas do's, bonuses or sick pay either.

Still at least I have a job - for now

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Old 09 December 2008, 08:40 PM
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In my last job I really wanted to find out just how tight my boss was as she was stunning, it turned out she was probably very tight as she was a rug muncher and not in to men She didn't even let me watch!!
Old 09 December 2008, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
In my last job I really wanted to find out just how tight my boss was as she was stunning, it turned out she was probably very tight as she was a rug muncher and not in to men She didn't even let me watch!!
The b*tch
Old 09 December 2008, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
We'll be getting f*ck all of him again this year

He's that tight,he only breathes in,and squeeks when he walks
mines great hi neal
Old 09 December 2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by alanbell
mines great hi neil
I've heard he's a tw*t to work for

Now then Alan
Old 09 December 2008, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie-nutter
Think your self lucky you have a job as come April a new company is taking over where i am and we don't know if we will even have a job!

I work for Serco who have lost the contract! We get **** all out of them in our wages but do get a full on Christmas do! Still tight ****ers though!
Didn't serco lose an nhs contract because they massively overcharged.
Old 09 December 2008, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
I've heard he's a tw*t to work for

Now then Alan

Old 09 December 2008, 09:14 PM
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We get £10 towards our Christmas dinner. Not great, but seeing as I'm in the public sector, I would hate to be spending tax payer's money inefficiently.
Old 09 December 2008, 09:22 PM
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ill give myself a pat on the back as i am my boss
Old 09 December 2008, 09:40 PM
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I've been working practicially every weekend for over a month and I'll get didley squat extra for it, no overtime. I didn't bother going to the Christmas party cos I work with a loads of *****.
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