How about,how tight is your boss?
 

We'll be getting f*ck all of him again this year:(

He's that tight,he only breathes in,and squeeks when he walks

Think your self lucky you have a job as come April a new company is taking over where i am and we don't know if we will even have a job!

I work for Serco who have lost the contract! We get **** all out of them in our wages but do get a full on Christmas do! Still tight ****ers though!

i give my lads 50 quid each :)

We are still getting a small bonus this year but thats only due to it being based on last years figures. Its been accounted for so the money is there to be paid. What has been decided is that only 50% will be paid. We've also had to let one person go and have no plans to increase wages for at least 12 months.

This year's bonus is still having a job! :)

My main boss (I have a few jobs) doesn't give bonuses as such, just does nights out and pays for absolutely everything he's quality. Plus he has a mint range rover which he's let me borrow on and off this year :thumb:

When I worked for Parceline or mcdonalds (When i was young) was the best

@ Mcdonalds we'd get an absolute stinker of a xmas night out fully paid for, plus a full party booked out somewhere also paid for, small bonus aswell at xmas

parceline had a few nights paid for @ xmas, but double wages ;) SO we'd get like 800quid over xmas and two days off really good :thumb:

My boss is great.
Attractive, athletic, generous, intelligent.

He's call "me..."

I got 2 vweeks pay from the company i work for.

My boss is still a c@*t for other reasons though.

ROFL at that description, I have known a few like that!

Les :D

Not that many tight b*stards out there then,must just be my boss then:(

non xmas related - but an old boss once told me to sharpen the old Stanley knifle blades rather than waste money buying new ones!

He pays you every week. So why do you think you should get more at xmas???

Its the thought that counts.

well i've had 2 pay cuts this year and no pay rise since dec 06 what a boss!!

I haven't had a pay rise in the last 2 years, and have just had my hours cut by 30% ( I get paid by the hour).

No Christmas do's, bonuses or sick pay either.

Still at least I have a job - for now :(

In my last job I really wanted to find out just how tight my boss was as she was stunning, it turned out she was probably very tight as she was a rug muncher and not in to men :cry: She didn't even let me watch!! :(

The b*tch:D

mines great :D :thumb: hi neal :)

I've heard he's a tw*t to work for:lol1: :lol1:

Now then Alan:thumb:

Didn't serco lose an nhs contract because they massively overcharged.

:norty: :lol1: :thumb:

We get £10 towards our Christmas dinner. Not great, but seeing as I'm in the public sector, I would hate to be spending tax payer's money inefficiently. :)

ill give myself a pat on the back as i am my boss :D

I've been working practicially every weekend for over a month and I'll get didley squat extra for it, no overtime. I didn't bother going to the Christmas party cos I work with a loads of cnuts.